jakes

It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."

I hate you so much. Jakes, jakes.

by melodious December 21, 2006

The Jake

Mythological The one real egg head at Brigham Young University. Characterized by lack of bathing, putrid foot odor, crazy hair, and mod Clothes.

That guy has feet like the jake.

by idedontknow October 25, 2004

Jake

A jake is usually a bit of a nonce, likes to shit on any surface and likes to talk about sex

That dude wouldn't stop talking about kids
Yeah he's a jake

by Creampie mpie nonce January 20, 2019

Jake

A perverted freak who talks about getting girls but has never actually kissed one

eee it's jake

by DDew56 July 12, 2019

Jake

Jake is a nice cool heartwarming person. Half insane and half loving everyone loves it. Super good at cuddling and always ready for a hug. Loves animals and will have all the girls surrounding him. Amazing musician loves the string instruments and piano. Has many friends and no one is surprised if he is dancing or screaming in a store or restaurant. Sometimes annoying well most of the time but people some how get attached to it.

Jake is insane

by YoyoItzJakeOnly August 18, 2017

Jake

A nice but guy that often puts himself down and always helps others. He never thinks of himself first only other people and is the gayest pansexual you will ever meet.

Who's that guy?
That's a Jake, careful I hear the gay is contagious

by The Pan Penguin October 10, 2019

Jake

A pansexual adorable like bean that's gay as Hell

Wow, he's a total Jake

by The Pan Penguin October 9, 2019