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Ivan

Someone with many enemies but it's okay because he's short. He is addicted to energy drinks that straight up taste like liquid candy, so much so that he may be going blind. He is a good friend...sometimes, and is terrible with human emotions. In short, a neurotic caffeine addict with a 20 inch cock. He will make anybody laugh sometimes.
Wow! Ivan sure has a human cock!
Ivan, How many fingers am I holding up?
I got railed by Ivan's human cock and am now hospitalized.
by azarockclimb May 9, 2023
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Nelson Ivan

He is The Man. The real all in one.

He could be A very humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.

On the other side he is The sexiest man alive! Smart, funny, sweet, super attractive, amazing lover, perfect penis size. He can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a Nelson Ivan you are very lucky to have him in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !
Meeting Nelson Ivan was the best thing that could ever happen to me.

I want to be like Nelson Ivan someday.

Nelson Ivan fucked me in ways I didn't know could be fucked. I love him
by Mavra Suspect November 22, 2021
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Ivan

Fine asf, sexy asf, but isn’t mature and always been a player. moves on way to fast and always know what girl he’s gonna go for next. obsessed with karate kid that movie sucks. he really don’t gaf about your feelings once he knows he’s had you he doesn’t put in no effort. responds late asf
“I think ivan is the one” “remember how he treated you he ain’t shit!”
by CamilaM July 27, 2022
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Ivan

Damn is that Ivan
No its john he isnt as wild as him.
I guess.
by Ocean Pinch January 24, 2019
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Ivan (absolute lad)

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)
Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
by Inoco November 21, 2021
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Flavio Ivan

Bass Guitar player for the kick ass band Otherwise.
Flavio Ivan takes the bass to new levels for Otherwise.
by WiseOne Forever July 24, 2011
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Ivan Olimian

The sophophile (as in person with desire for knowledge) with a metal plate in the neck and the purple indigo Olimian suit with Rubik cube divisions on the chest
by hydorus shui January 6, 2025
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