Gash Wednesday

When a male and a female are having consensual penetrative sex and the male, nearing completion, pulls out and ejaculates onto the female’s forehead and draws the sign of the cross to mark the first day of lent

I’m giving up chocolate for lent so I gave my girlfriend a fat Gash Wednesday

by hipyoungman42 August 2, 2024

Oddball Wednesday

When you're having a particularly weird day, not exclusively a Wednesday, Wednesday is in the phrase because it is notoriously known as the weirdest day.
Shout out to Amy Kinley who is probably experiencing an oddball Wednesday.

*person having a weird day*
"I'm having such an oddball Wednesday"
"I know! It has been weird"

by JawlineKitkat October 5, 2016

its Wednesday my dudes

Stop it!!!!

its Wednesday my dudes

by January 12, 2025 January 12, 2025

Whiskey Wednesday

A day when you get drunk all day and you are not drunk until the days end.

"Yo how was your whiskey wednesday my off the chains"

by luciferthe14th September 20, 2019

Finnish Wednesday

You insert an ice butt plug and try to finish (orgasm) before it melts.

I tried a Finnish Wednesday but it was summer in Vegas and it melted before he found my clit.

by Base19 May 22, 2023

why not wednesday

an excuse to get drunk, go out, and simply do things that you wouldn’t usually do during the week

“Are you going out tonight?” “Hell yeah, it’s why not Wednesday”

by urlocalgal October 24, 2023

meme wednesday

The holy weekday for memes, if you don’t look at memes this day, then you ain’t going to be living a good life

Ey bro, looking forward to meme wednesday?
Ye, I’ve been resting all week bitch

by faggotnibber May 2, 2018