issimilate

To conform to becoming a high tech gadget user, particularly of the Apple variety of products.

My brother's dinosaur phone finally died and he said he is ready to officially issimilate and is now shopping for an iPhone.

Chris stopped bringing his laptop after his issimilation and now drags his ipad everywhere.

by einaphets June 27, 2012

ISSUE TISSUE

CODE NAME FOR SANITARY NAPKINS

GIRL ONE: HEY JENNY I NEED TO GO HOME FOR A MOMENT. MY PERIOD IS HERE AND I DON'T HAVE ANY TAMPONS HERE.
GIRL TWO: OH DON'T WORRY, I KEEP A SUPPLY OF ISSUE TISSUE WITH ME.

by Gemini12 May 20, 2015

isseman

An awsome dude with a big Dick. And he is better than you in every way.

Isseman can I suck your dick

by Hola Como sellama la capital December 15, 2016

ISSI

very nice and king role model and a leader

shes such an ISSI

by PC.James April 27, 2017

ISISed

Beheaded someone like Isis.

He just ISISed him. That head rolled like water off a ducks back.

by Diamond Shell December 13, 2018

Issiaah

The guy who can make even the saddest person laugh. He has an amazing personality, very funny, and very cute. He always seems to have a twinkle in his eye. He is very out going but is also very quiet. He may seem aggressive but it takes a very special person to see the sweet person he really is and bring out the hopeless romantic he is. Anyone who is lucky enough to have an Isaiah in their life is very lucky and should Charish him.

Isaiah makes me laugh and always knows how to make me smile.

Issiaah makes me laugh and always knows how to make me smile.

by Ike Velo January 20, 2019

issue

colloquial term for a lawsuit or other problem

Lloyd Banks said in his song featuring Avant, "If they pull us over, I'll be out of town with an issue."

by Coop Dupe January 8, 2020