issimilate

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To conform to becoming a high tech gadget user, particularly of the Apple variety of products.

My brother's dinosaur phone finally died and he said he is ready to officially issimilate and is now shopping for an iPhone.

Chris stopped bringing his laptop after his issimilation and now drags his ipad everywhere.

issimilate by einaphets June 27, 2012

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assimilatex

A combination of noun and verb describing the simultaneous action of changing to and state of being latex. Of or having the quality of being covered in latex. Coined by Mike Watson February 1, 2010.

You will be assimilatex.

assimilatex by Polymathink February 3, 2010

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issimilate • Assimilate • assimilatex • you will be assimilated • its simulated

you will be assimilated

See resistance is futile.

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

you will be assimilated by TokJK September 8, 2006

Assimilate

1. To gather ideas in order to understand a subject.

2. To tie a subject to a multitude of other ideas and references.

I showed a kid a cup and a picture of two girls playing. And he began to assimilate.

Assimilate by Sp00per February 20, 2018

Assimilate

Assimilation isn't living together as friends, it never was.

1) The guy/girl trying to assimilate you was never your friend. You're divided from him/her for a good reason.

2) The guy didnt assimilate to people not from his neighborhood, it was his neighborhood, not theirs.

Assimilate by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

assimilate

What the Borg does in startrek, destroying difference among people in order to make the perfect society. What Jews had to do in antisemitic Europe in the 19th century. What every minority is expected to do.

”We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."

assimilate by bananaquiet August 18, 2019

Assimilate

To fit in with the Americans around you or go the fuck back where you came from.

Nick to cab driver: "You just passed the turn you idiot.. you need to assimilate. I am not paying you an extra dollar. Here is $25.

Assimilate by Golden Frog June 23, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026