issimilate 

To conform to becoming a high tech gadget user, particularly of the Apple variety of products.

My brother's dinosaur phone finally died and he said he is ready to officially issimilate and is now shopping for an iPhone.

Chris stopped bringing his laptop after his issimilation and now drags his ipad everywhere.

issimilate by einaphets June 27, 2012

assimilatex 

A combination of noun and verb describing the simultaneous action of changing to and state of being latex. Of or having the quality of being covered in latex. Coined by Mike Watson February 1, 2010.

You will be assimilatex.

assimilatex by Polymathink February 3, 2010

you will be assimilated 

See resistance is futile.

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

you will be assimilated by TokJK September 8, 2006

Assimilate 

1. To gather ideas in order to understand a subject.

2. To tie a subject to a multitude of other ideas and references.

I showed a kid a cup and a picture of two girls playing. And he began to assimilate.

Assimilate by Sp00per February 20, 2018

Assimilate 

Assimilation isn't living together as friends, it never was.

1) The guy/girl trying to assimilate you was never your friend. You're divided from him/her for a good reason.

2) The guy didnt assimilate to people not from his neighborhood, it was his neighborhood, not theirs.

Assimilate by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

assimilate 

What the Borg does in startrek, destroying difference among people in order to make the perfect society. What Jews had to do in antisemitic Europe in the 19th century. What every minority is expected to do.

”We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."

assimilate by bananaquiet August 18, 2019

Assimilate 

To fit in with the Americans around you or go the fuck back where you came from.

Nick to cab driver: "You just passed the turn you idiot.. you need to assimilate. I am not paying you an extra dollar. Here is $25.

Assimilate by Golden Frog June 23, 2009