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issimilate

To conform to becoming a high tech gadget user, particularly of the Apple variety of products.
My brother's dinosaur phone finally died and he said he is ready to officially issimilate and is now shopping for an iPhone.

Chris stopped bringing his laptop after his issimilation and now drags his ipad everywhere.
by einaphets June 27, 2012
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A combination of noun and verb describing the simultaneous action of changing to and state of being latex. Of or having the quality of being covered in latex. Coined by Mike Watson February 1, 2010.
You will be assimilatex.
by Polymathink February 3, 2010
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We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
by TokJK September 8, 2006
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Assimilate

1. To gather ideas in order to understand a subject.

2. To tie a subject to a multitude of other ideas and references.
I showed a kid a cup and a picture of two girls playing. And he began to assimilate.
by Sp00per February 20, 2018
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Assimilation isn't living together as friends, it never was.
1) The guy/girl trying to assimilate you was never your friend. You're divided from him/her for a good reason.

2) The guy didnt assimilate to people not from his neighborhood, it was his neighborhood, not theirs.
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
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What the Borg does in startrek, destroying difference among people in order to make the perfect society. What Jews had to do in antisemitic Europe in the 19th century. What every minority is expected to do.
”We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
by bananaquiet August 18, 2019
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To fit in with the Americans around you or go the fuck back where you came from.
Nick to cab driver: "You just passed the turn you idiot.. you need to assimilate. I am not paying you an extra dollar. Here is $25.
by Golden Frog June 23, 2009
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