Red Christmas

What you look like when you eat out your girl on her period
Jimmy: bruh why is your face covered in blood?

Dikolu: I had a red Christmas.
by DastardlyPoptard October 31, 2019
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christmas herpes

The residue left on your hands, feet and your clothes after handling Christmas ornaments. Also known as glitter/sparkles. It is very hard to remove this, as it spreads across your body at every touch.
Guy 1: Hey man, high five for finishing putting up the Christmas tree!

Guy 2: No way! I don't want to catch the Christmas herpes!
by dersuay November 12, 2013
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christmas log

The poop after the excitement of opening presents Christmas morning.
Sam dropped off his Christmas log after opening his XBox on Christmas morning
by Dholla December 28, 2013
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Christmas chub

the few extra pounds one packs on during the holidays from excessive eating
"Aunt Bertha is eating pumpkin pie nonstop."

"Yeah she's gonna have some Christmas chub to deal with after New Years."
by iCoinedThat1199 December 15, 2009
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Christmas special

The people who insist on celebrating the winter holidays in warmer climates as if they’re actually cold.
“Why is Shelly wearing a Christmas scarf and drinking peppermint hot chocolate? It was 90° today.”

“That’s Shelly for you, she’s Christmas special.”
by nothing123456789 November 18, 2021
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Mary Christmas

When Catholics celebrate not only the birth or birthday of Jesus Christ but also worship the Virgin Mary and all the saints, which the Protestants don’t, because believers are only to look up to the Holy Trinity—the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit—and praying to, or interceding through, anyone or anything else is biblically unsupported or erroneous, not to say, idolatrous.
Millions of Christians who don’t subscribe to the Vatican’s theology that believers could also pray to Virgin Mary and the saints have started to wish their Roman Catholic colleagues and friends a “Mary Christmas.”
by Fasters December 14, 2022
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