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Totally innocent lion

T.I.L is the commonly used phrase "totally innocent lion" the abbreviation is commonly mistaken for as today i learned, but in truth T.I.L is used in everyday conversation to convey your absolute innocence.
Mum: who ate the last of the cake?
Kid 1: not me 'T.I.L' (Totally innocent lion)
Mum: Ok
Kid 2: *looks around nervously*
Mum: it was you wasnt it?
Kid 2: ... yes :(
by SkeetSkeetSkeet December 14, 2013
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Innocent

Theres no such thing as innocent people, it sounds too good to be true because it is. There are no innocent people of any race, sex, orientation, or group, everybody has done something human, everybody has made mistakes. There are only people not guilty of crimes they've been accused of, it's not the same thing as innocence, it never was. What protestors dont want to hear is that everybody has it coming, whether it's coming back to you as payback, or whether it's coming to you for somebody or something you got back at somebody else for. There is nobody of any race who doesn't deserve pain, theres really just what extent they need to suffer to. George Floyd didnt deserve to die, that doesn't mean he deserved to live a pain free, trauma free life because he was innocent, it just means he didnt do enough to justify killing him, kind of like many of the Confederate soldiers didnt do enough to get their statues dishonored, since not all of them were involved in the slave trade.
There are no innocent people, and anybody who thinks they dont deserve to suffer is someone I think deserves to suffer as much as everybody else.
by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020
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Indicktance

1) The change in inductance obtained after sticking your penis in in the center of an inductor, measured in Henries.

2) A quantitative measure of how big one's member really is... using electricity.
Nerd 1 "Just stick it in the middle and I'll flip the switch."

Nerd 2 "This is as gay as nerdsex."

Nerd 1 "It will measure your indicktance level, which you can post online. Now stfu and hold it steady."
by Dualies December 11, 2010
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Dirty Inning

When your partner sticks a finger in your dirty ass that you haven't washed in days.
Chris: dude, we're banging like rabbits and out of nowhere she comes at me like bases loaded, 3 &2, pulls the pitcher jams her finger in my ass and gives me a dirty inning.

John: HaHa, at least I got a clean inning from Jen after I showered the other day.
by TheC.E.O. November 2, 2016
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tommy innit

person 1: hey do you know the twitch streamer tommy innit?
person 2: oh yes! tubbo's lesbian bestie
by sapnapsimp January 2, 2021
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Innocent people

There is no such thing as innocent people, or innocent bystanders. Everybody has done something wrong in their life, everybody has sinned because they are human, and they are inhuman. There are 2 kinds of people in the world, the people that deep down know they deserve to suffer, and the people that don't know they deserve to suffer.
There are no innocent people in the world, people are not animals. Animals are innocent.
by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021
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IS IT INNIT

To agree or disagree! To be vague
Q - Jim, is this right? A - Is it innit
by Joey February 15, 2005
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