red bed sheet

When you finger a girl on a bed and she bleed for some reason.

Pete:Hey I fingered Mia last night and she had a red bed sheet

by Keith678 January 02, 2017

Bleached My Sheets

The act of blowing a load in one's sheets.

After a vigorous fap session, I bleached my sheets, leaving a warm, sticky mess.

by hunterf September 06, 2009

Three sheets to the wind

Three sheets to the wind: The condition a person arrives at after imbibing too much alcohol. When a person is very drunk on the verge of being out of control. Some where between “tipsy” and “snot-slinging” drunk. A Naval term that refers to a sailing ship traveling at the very highest limit of it’s speed.

After that Christmas party I was three sheets to the wind as I was walking home.
Those guys at the end of the bar are pretty much three sheets to the wind. It’s probably time to call them a cab.

by Hello-o-o-o-o December 16, 2011

hitch hiking on the sheets

One who would rather stay in his hotel room and jack off masterbate than bang some Ho(s).

<knock> <knock>

Quit hitch hiking on the sheets and let's go bang some Ho's.

by Arnold Martell June 02, 2006

between the sheets

Sex where no sperm goes higher then the second layer...

My mom had no clue...it was between the sheets

by Hugh Jass March 23, 2004

christmas sheets

when you finger or fuck a girl till she bleeds...all over yo green sheets

that girl gave me the christmas sheets sheets last nite

by dunnoman March 13, 2008

three sheets to the wind

This old saying indicating how a person walk after having too much to drink originated in New England. Wind mills used for grinding grain had four blades. Big sheets (similar to sails) where stretched across the blades (or woven between the slates). The wind mill would wobble when only three blades were loaded, hence the term "three sheets to the wind"

After consuming a bottle of rum, Bob was walking as if he had three sheets to the wind.

by Batwings August 30, 2006