My ex used to spice up fellatio by Wagon Painting and now I can't look at Lee Marvin in the same way.
by Shifty McFoghorn February 22, 2012
Paint licker was used a while back, and it was used like "window licker" it was the same insult to say the person is dumb/mentally handy capped because they would lick lead paint off the walls and lead paint can cause brain damage. So, it is to say someone is so dumb the only explanation is they are a "paint licker"
We don't use lead paint anymore so the insalt has pretty much gone away
We don't use lead paint anymore so the insalt has pretty much gone away
by ndidomin January 09, 2021
To bone a dude and rip his anus causing your dong to be not only shit stained but painted red from that poor son of a bitch's butt hole.
"Dude Cory, Dave pissed B.J. and me off so bad last night that we held him down gave ourselves paint jobs!"
by landshark aka old faithful September 04, 2008
When you finger a girl on her period with two fingers, and apply her blood to your face in a war paint style before you go to bed.
by Skirt McGirt January 06, 2010
A Large Chapstick like concoction that eases taint related ailments like chapped ass, sore gooch, rash from swamp crotch, etc. Made of bees wax, and other essential oils, and available for sale through the Taint Paint website.
"Damn man, after that 3 hour session at the strip club having chicks grind on my junk, I had to hit up some taint paint to ease the burn."
by Taint Tamer October 19, 2007
The action of manhandling your own set of sweaty jewels, than proceeding to slide your hand across a friends face thus warming their face with slimy goodness...
by DatFlow August 10, 2008
Sarah, was enjoying me finger banging her so much, that she got really wet. I had no choice but to wipe my fingers on her back. So I finger painted my name on her back....
by FingerXpress January 12, 2011