Pocket Gnome

A pocket sized woman who spends the entire day rubbing on the owners penis.

"I just got me a pocket gnome man, now i got wet spots all over my jeans!"

by Cherrijello February 26, 2009

Pocket Cracker

A white (cockasian) male who has gained wealth through his father (daddy’s money)

Johnathon: “Hey Connor, nice squatted truck”
Connor: “Thanks, I’m a pocket cracker”

by Slight_Mistake August 26, 2021

Pocket Calling

if you have your cell phone in your pocket, you sometimes manage to call people without knowing it.. that way you are pockey calling

Hank is always pocket calling... I'm getting called by him so often lately.. and than all i hear is his a weird murmer

by Robbird October 23, 2009

Glock Pocket

An orifice that holds one or more Glocks.
A place to store your Glock in the big house.
Another term for prison wallet when used for firearms storage, specifically Glocks.

Patrick, is that a Glock in your Glock Pocket or are you happy to see me?

by Johnny Hundo May 7, 2020

outta pocket

To say something out of line or saying something beyond extreme.

Take off decisions I lack (take it off)
Take off the fake deep
Take off the fake woke
Take off the I'm broke, I care (take it off)
Take off the gossip
Take off the new logic, that if I'm rich, I'm rare (take it off)
Take off the Chanel
Take off the Dolce
Take off the Birkin bag (take it off)
Take all that designer bullshit off
And what do you have? (Bitch)
Huh, huh, uh, you ugly as fuck
(You outta pocket)
Huh, two ATMs (hah, hah, hah, hah)
You steppin' or what? (You outta pocket, huh)
Who you think they talk 'bout?
Talk about us (you outta pocket, shoot, shoot, shoot)
Who you think they copy off? (Brrt, brrt, brrt, brrt)
Copy off us (get back in pocket)

by Dapper Pradder January 9, 2023

Crusty Pocket

Originated around march 13, 2011, a crusty pocket is the spiteful act of ejaculating into the pocket of an article of clothing that belongs to someone other than yourself. when the owner of this article of clothing sticks their hand in their pocket, they should find a custy, crusty suprise.

Dude, I just let off a huge load in Max's pocket, he is going to be so pissed when he sticks his hand in their only to discover he has received a crusty pocket!

by sneak fucker July 1, 2011

Dick Pocket

Dick Pocket ( or Condom or Pussy): anything that can cover a Dick. such as a condom, vagina, mouth, ass, or hand. and many more

Logan: WOW! Balyee, you can use many parts of your body to become a Dick Pocket
Baylee: thanks. I try. my feet were hard to use as one

by get CLAPPED girl February 26, 2019