Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.
We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.
by Hot Franklin July 5, 2024
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an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)
"Hey Joe, how's school going in Alaska? Any cute girls around?"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"
by Fleckencheesy February 6, 2017
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Get the Vegan desert mug.Similar in nature to the mud crickets found in the south. A desert grasshopper spends it's warmer months located in the desert southwest around the Laughlin, Lake Havasu and Parker areas surrounded by men twice their age with watercraft, beer bellies and large quantities of alchohol. These creatures migrate during the colder months and can be found around Glamis, Dumont and the Mojave Desert. They are easy to spot during this part of the season, as they tend to be found with 45 to 70 year old males with toy haulers, SxS's and lifted trucks.
Bob bought a four seat RZR with his retirement money, that we he could haul three desert grasshoppers to the Joint in Randsburg
by Peglegdesertpirate November 30, 2020
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2: A desert animal known as a camel.
2: A desert animal known as a camel.
friend 1: Dude did you see that desert horse that walked by.
friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: I'll hit though
friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: I'll hit though
by Gonzo_Gmoney April 27, 2011
Get the Desert Horse mug.1. To engage in an activity in an extremely slow, un-enthusiastic and annoying manner.
2. To dive a route like you are savoring every last bit of the experience and not paying attention to details.
3. To drive a vehicle at a speed where if there was an accident no one or nothing would be damaged.
4. A Slow long lived Geriatric Gang Bang!
2. To dive a route like you are savoring every last bit of the experience and not paying attention to details.
3. To drive a vehicle at a speed where if there was an accident no one or nothing would be damaged.
4. A Slow long lived Geriatric Gang Bang!
1. Guy1: "Hey why don't you overtake that dickhead?"
Guy2: " I would but the road is poor and there are multiple cars in desert caravan"
Guy1: "Soft"
Guy2: "No Desert Caravan"
2. Guy1: "Man that was a big smorgasbord dinner"
Guy2: "Yeah I'll say. How about we desert caravan the way home"
Guy1: "Already engaged"
Guy2: " Ha ha"
3. Girl1: "My god my arse is sore!"
Guy1: "Well we did have a baseball bat in your klacka to take up the slack during the desert caravan?"
Girl1: "Ha ha yeah it went for so long I forgot about that!"
Guy1 Girl2: "Ha ha you dirty whore!"
Guy2: " I would but the road is poor and there are multiple cars in desert caravan"
Guy1: "Soft"
Guy2: "No Desert Caravan"
2. Guy1: "Man that was a big smorgasbord dinner"
Guy2: "Yeah I'll say. How about we desert caravan the way home"
Guy1: "Already engaged"
Guy2: " Ha ha"
3. Girl1: "My god my arse is sore!"
Guy1: "Well we did have a baseball bat in your klacka to take up the slack during the desert caravan?"
Girl1: "Ha ha yeah it went for so long I forgot about that!"
Guy1 Girl2: "Ha ha you dirty whore!"
by mooroobool November 13, 2013
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