1) A hairy, sloppy penis.
2) A condition brought about by having a myriad of different diseases and fungi on and within the dick. Imagine a jungle, a dark, damp, living, breathing environment rife with plants, fungus, cockroaches, parasites, germs, and bugs, all within its own little ecosystem. Now imagine that on your dick.
Aids, syphilis, and fungus combined = jungle dick.
2) A condition brought about by having a myriad of different diseases and fungi on and within the dick. Imagine a jungle, a dark, damp, living, breathing environment rife with plants, fungus, cockroaches, parasites, germs, and bugs, all within its own little ecosystem. Now imagine that on your dick.
Aids, syphilis, and fungus combined = jungle dick.
1) Joe never shaves his dick, therefore he has jungle dick.
2) Ben had sex with too many freshmen without using a rubber, now he has permanent jungle dick.
2) Ben had sex with too many freshmen without using a rubber, now he has permanent jungle dick.
by fagmaster9000 July 19, 2012
Get the jungle dickmug. An alcoholic beverage created from Sunny-Delight, Grenadine, and the cheapest vodka you can find.
The perfect balance is just weak enough you can pound it down without realizing you drank the equivalent of a handle of vodka.
The perfect balance is just weak enough you can pound it down without realizing you drank the equivalent of a handle of vodka.
Bill: Oh shit... Dan went too crazy with the jj.... he's doing the wall roll
Ted: Damn that jungle juice
Ted: Damn that jungle juice
by Dano Magnum July 7, 2007
Get the jungle juicemug. a very cheap juice like the difference between flavor aid and Kool aid.. found most likely at a gas station it has a picture of a lion on it, mostly drank by minorites. It comes in assorted flavors, it's about 35 cent for a pint.
Man i aint got that much money all i got is 35cent.. man u can go to da handymart and get some jungle juice
by Jaime~G~ May 9, 2006
Get the jungle juicemug. Kyle prefers to sleep in his boxers while Kevin takes the jungle safari approach and sleeps in the nude.
by Jordan Thomas Man March 10, 2008
Get the Jungle Safarimug. The certain urge to sleep with black women, but not as permanent as Jungle Fever. To be shot by a jungle Dart, seeing a black women you would prefer to fuck over the white women in the room.
"I saw a hot black chick the other day, but i prefer white women."
"Aww man you've been shot by the Jungle Dart."
"Aww man you've been shot by the Jungle Dart."
by JavaCrona December 17, 2009
Get the Jungle Dartmug. A monkey and/or black person.
"yesterday, when in Africa, a tribe of jungle babies offered me a KFC snacker and some delicious watermelon"
by Johnny Dearest August 23, 2005
Get the jungle babymug. The worse type of crotch rot. Usually affecting those with jungle booty and/or black tar crud. Sleeps around with anything.
by Tarzan July 26, 2003
Get the jungle rotmug.