I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got

Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.

Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."

by come_on_england October 16, 2008

1v1 me fox only no items final destination

1. (Noun) A match where you 1v1 someone fox only final destination no items in Super Smash Bros. (Any Super Smash Bros. games can be used, but Melee is recommended.)
2. (Noun) A meme that is used when someone "pro" at the game says their good at it, or similar scenarios.

1. 1v1 me fox only no items final destinations n00b.
2. Guy 1: I bet $5 that I can beat you in Super Smash Bros. Melee!
Guy 2: 1v1 me fox only no items final destination

by Literally Anyone December 29, 2016

I can only piss with the cock i've got

A British phrase used when someone isn't satisfied with something you do or offer, and that you can't do anything about.

Example/Situation

Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.

Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"

Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"

by tomex June 15, 2008

i got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell

This phrase was made famous by Christopher Walken in the SNL sketch "More Cowbell". He plays a famous record producer, who insists that Blue Oyster Cult increase the volume of the cowbell in their studio recording takes of "Don't Fear the Reaper".

Walken (as record producer): "I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!"

by Moose Boy May 2, 2008

Joe Biden useful for only one thing

Destroying the lives of white people who have been far more successful than I have. And won’t even help me. Alternatively, him getting in, might be a good idea. (in that way, at least)

Joe Biden useful for only one thing

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 29, 2020

Saying UwU at an only boys birthday party

You dead

Jeff: UwU
Boiz: let's get him " start's to beat up Jeff"
Saying UwU at an only boys birthday party, everyone starts laughing

by Goodstuff123 September 14, 2021

If life was fair there would only be one bra size

What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.

If life was fair there would only be one bra size.

by awmm February 23, 2021