iPhone

The best thing ever waaaaaayy better than android

iPhone is better

by Kindagayredneck November 21, 2020

iPhone SE

A phone that nobody has unless they were hit in the head with a brick.

Person 1: What phone do you have?
Person 2: The iPhone SE, why?
Person 1: We're breaking up.

by yeetz72 November 23, 2020

iPhone loser

Someone who realizes they are pathetic so they buy an iPhone.

"Adam realized he was a loser, so he decided to buy an iPhone to join the rest of the iPhone loser losers."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020

iPhone creepy

1) the creepy face iPhone users always make when they are always taking selfies. (Also known as iPhone creepies.)

2) how people recognize creepy people.

"Grace didn't realize Adam Levine was standing right in front of her because she was too obsessed with taking an iPhone creepy."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020

iPhone rich

When sad people feel poor so they mistakenly buy an iPhone to look rich.

"Bret was embarrassed about being poor so he bought an iPhone because he heard they make you look rich. He's feeling rich now that he's iPhone rich."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020

IPhone LXIX

Now with 4D porn.

Did you get the new IPHONE LXIX.

by TunaBread July 1, 2020

iPhone Shine

Coined initially by Rebecca Felgate on the YouTube channel “Life’s Biggest Questions” in reference to the oddly missing entry in Apple’s smartphone portfolio: The iPhone 9. According to the video, the iPhone is a beauty beyond our comprehension of how phones look in this day in age, being essentially everything and nothing all at once.

I think Rebecca was right: We just aren’t ready for the beautiful iPhone Shine yet as a society.

by Winders 11 April 20, 2018