ill vision

a condition in which the vision fails to interpret many sensory impressions at the same time. ill vision can, for example, be caused by LSD and other psychedelics.

Man, my ill vision i crazy at the moment.

Everything looks so strange... I think i got ill vision.

by doofenitions November 8, 2019

non-psychiatric illness

An illness where the doctors could find a tangible cause through modern methods of divination (such as blood tests and x-rays) and therefore feel confident that potions, cutting, and the application of poisons with powerful paradoxical mojo will surely work and not be wasted. Such illnesses are called "structural", the opposite of which is "functional." When divination methods fail or produce ambiguous results, the patient is said to have a functional or psychiatric illness and is given specific time periods to bitch and moan about imaginary problems. This is not considered respectable because it fails to promote the position and power of the medical profession.

-You know how that weirdo Craig acts like such a psycho, crying all the time, yelling, making no sense, frothing at the mouth and all kinds of other scary shit?
-Oh yeah, I told the dude straight up that he needs professional help.
-OMG, dude! Turns out they did an x-ray on his head. It's all kinds of messed up in there. Turns out Craig has a non-psychiatric illness.
-No way! That is so weird. Well, anyone who acts like that needs professional help anyway, IMHO.

by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022

giraffe illness

When you think you are dieing, every time you see a new on your body or feel sick.

Joey is Deffinitly having a giraffe illness. He fell drunk last night into a thorn bush; woke up thinking he's dieing from the scratches all over his body.

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 17, 2024

Service or "ill service'

extremely good head or fellatio.

Man cuz that broad gave me some ill ass service.

Hey gurl you down wit the service?

by Deelicious May 13, 2005

Repetitive Respiration Illness

Something you would tell your boss to get out of work. The true definition is “breathing”

Person 1: Sorry boss. I was just diagnosed with Repetitive Respiration Illness. I can’t come in until tomorrow.

Boss: Oh that’s ok. Can you send me a picture of the doctors note?
Person 1: …

by BABA HOOHA December 20, 2022

Denis ill

Not ill at all.

He had a hard shift ahead so he said he was Denis ill and pulled a sickie

by Citz December 16, 2023

Minhtel illness

Irrevocable mental illness primordially spread by a dangerous specimen called Minh.

You are suffering from Minhtel illness.
Leave her. She has Minhtel illness.

by doweliveinasociety January 9, 2022