Ii-Choke

1. A word used in Nigerian Pidgin, meaning a term of surprise and shock.

2.It is used as a joke

Person1: You forgot your homework

Person2: I'm so dead!!!!!

Person1: Ii-choke!

by Tsunami_Tiger December 01, 2021

Exodus II

Yep.

Moses 😨 "Thank you for granting me an audience my liege... I... have a request..."

Pharoah "Yeah, cut to the chase I got a lot going on here today. What do you want?"

Moses 😨 "Um... I... Uh, I mean... Elohim wants... You... To... Let all of the slaves go... He wants all the slaves..."

Pharoah "PFFT! WHAT!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! AHA! GET THE FUCK RIGHT OUT OF HERE! No! No, no you go fuck yourself, buddy! You can fuck right off with that! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Moses "He's... He's going to kill everybody... All of the first born sons! And the frogs!"

Pharoah "He's going to kill all the frogs?"

Moses "No it'll RAIN frogs! I... I don't know what to do..."

Pharoah "What... In the fuck is going on here? What is this? Is this a fucking joke to you?"

Moses "No! No, I... He gave me this stick *turns into snake* AH GOD SHIT!"

Pharoah "AAAH SHIT! WHAT IN THE FUCK!?"

Moses "I DON'T KNOW! I don't know! He just fucking walked up to me and he gave me a stick, man!"

Pharoah "Elohim!? That!? ☝️ The fucking guy? "

Moses "YES!"

Pharoah "Wh... How in the fuck... No. Nonono. Get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"

Exodus II

by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

u ii a io u iii a io

the sound of some mf who mumbled and became viral on tiktok

A: u ii a iu u iii a iu
B: dude no its u ii a io u iii a io

by a kid who knows big numbers March 24, 2022

II

II stands for Inanimate Insanity, a good object show

In Phone: GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS!
James: Wow, II is really good!
Faith: True, II has a season 3 you know.
James: WHAT?? II SEASON 3?

by SeekGDRobot May 22, 2025

Ii, Finland

the leading town in climate change

All roads go away from Ii, Finland as climate change worsens

by mariokartnoob58 February 17, 2023

Bully II

Is never coming out because Rockstar Games is too focused on making money off 3yos buying Shark Cards with their mom's credit card.

You: "When is Bully II coming out?"
Me: "Stfu retard it's never coming you optimistic shitball."

by actualdonkey June 12, 2022

AL-MANU'EL II

Member of the Deukalyptus 010 D gang. He handle the money n shi. He also b shooting type shi. He the man who got the most opps in the gang fr. Ain't no messing wit him.

Damn, I think AL-MANU'EL II put me on they opps list

by APSDEUKALYPTUS January 23, 2025