I don't trust like that

When you're just a normal guy that wants to buy a fine automobile from Harry's car shop, but you're denied because Harry "doesn't trust like that".

A normal man walks into Harry's car shop

"I'd like to buy a fine automobile, maybe one that talks."

"I don't trust like that... Open that button"

"I will not buy if you want me to get naked"

"I'm not saying naked, I'm just--"

"You wanna see my genitals? That's not okay."

by Temporary Cancer October 26, 2017

do i look like your momma?

Comeback used to disrespect someone elses mother.

Luke the up himself white guy: Mary you fat fuck.
Mary: Um excuse me, do i look like your momma?

by Cassie Thompson February 18, 2005

and i was like baby baby baby ohhh

A hilarious line from a song I don't know.

Meh: Listens to some random song**
Headphones: AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHH LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHH LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Meh: WHAT THE SUSSY VIBES IS THIS SONG (Make sure to look up what sussy vibes mean.)

by an orangutan who died on November 23, 2021

I don't like the cut of your Jib

An old expression showing a general dislike for somebody.

Dave: HUH?
Steve: I don't like the cut of your jib.

by Steef Murray October 28, 2007

bone it like I own it

To really give it long and strong to your partner during sex.

If Denise ever breaks me off a piece of that fine ass, Im gonna bone it like I own it.

by hoobaju June 18, 2009

Act like I care

A statement that shows genuine disinterest in a topic.

P1: "You're shit"

P2: "act like I care"

by qwexkzy August 26, 2021

Look, I really like you but

The classic break up cliché line that every TV director uses.

Person 1: Look, I really like you but I think we aren't fit for each other

Person 2: *spontaneously bursts into tears*

by MarilakosYT May 06, 2022