hypocripocronical

Something that is Hypocritical and Ironic at the same time.

My dad said not to smoke, yet he did 5 minutes ago. He's hypocripocronical.

by CookieDoughCody February 15, 2009

hypocrisy

VEGAN GAINS

My actions contradict what I say to such a degree that the Merriam Webster dictionary decided to change the definition of hypocrisy was changed to a picture of Vegan Gains

by StaviWho March 8, 2017

Hypocritical

Going against something you already said.

Lily (To Current Partner) : Oh you shouldn't worry about my ex, I don't want to get with him, I feel nothing towards him romantically.
Lily (after breaking up with that current partner the same day) : I kinda want to get back with my ex (the same one mentioned previously)

This is being hypocritical

by carrotcrotch September 4, 2017

hypocrisy

antonymy; simply put,an opposite result to an otherwise apparent pretense.

Hypocrisy is preaching good while at the same time practicing evil.

by James November 17, 2003

hypocritism

the act of a hypocrite

troy, for you to state that its hypocritism

by Renshaw30 September 1, 2009

Hypocripster

One who engages in heavy criticism of hipsters, often demonstrating a vague understanding of what constitutes a hipster, but ultimately themselves embodying what a hipster truly is.

Between their fax machine method of communication and their constant livejournal posts, Sarah and Jordan are the biggest hypocripsters I know.

by Hypocripster July 20, 2009

stupid hypocritical bitch

It's in the name many are those stupid swag yolo hipster swags swaggidty swag swag hoes who are like "cool" kids and need to be eliminated from all planets

LOTS IF PEOPLE THAT ARE LIKE WHY DO YOU CALL ME NAMES WHEN THEY ATTACK YOU AND CALL YOU NAMES ALL THE TIME AS STATED IN TITLE STUPID HYPOCRITICAL BITCH

CAPPPPPPPPPS

by xXOoLightShadow April 23, 2014