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Shredded Humans

Go to google. Type in this word followed by the word lyrics. Yes, it's by Cannibal Corpse. Now, shit your pants.
I shat my pants just reading the words to Shredded Humans... Fuck man...
by dick4brains November 6, 2011
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Human Pandora

A person who listens to a certain word and starts singing a known song relating to the word. Almost like a radio on demand.

If you are on the phone or sitting face to face with such a person and you ask "Did you see the fireworks display?", the person will take the cue from the word and start singing "Baby, You are fireworks!" by Katy Perry.
Dude, You gotta talk to her, She's a Human Pandora.
by NashtyBoy February 24, 2011
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human resources

The department within a business responsible for the progression of the company through people management. Usually hated by employees at lower levels due to managers passing on their dirty work i.e disciplinaries, firing and redundancies.
Manaer to employee:
Don't worry Jack, I'm the best manager in the world and I'll make sure you won't lose your job.

Manager to Human Resources Rep:
This Jack guy is a liabilaty. I need to get rid of him, will you dismiss him for me.

Jack to his friends:
My manager was great. He did everything he could to save my job but HR fired me. Fucking pricks!
by Bassboy June 14, 2006
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human hiroshima

When one drops a rather colossal and odourous shit. It makes a mushroom shaped splash.
Lewis- "Man I just dumped a human hiroshima in your toilet Jamie!"

Jamie- "You bastard lewis you will kill us all"
by Jimre™ September 2, 2005
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Human being

A parasite that kills, destroys everything in its path over a long period of time. It is ignorant and doesn't listen to reason eventually eradicating all signs of life due to its stupidity and unreasonable attitude. This parasite is the worst thing that happened to earth since Eve ate that damn apple.
Woolly Mammoth 1: "Did you hear about that new species called "Human Beings"?"
Woolly Mammoth 2: "Ya, i hear there really stupid and ignorant"
Woolly Mammoth 1: "I know, huh? I bet you they will try to change things and become the ultimate destroyers of our world"
Woolly Mammoth 2: Ya. Probably by some kind of exploding invention that can destroy millions of lives in seconds"
by Dick Ishard September 3, 2009
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Human Mutt

A person who is made up of 3 or more nationalities/ethnicities.

Sometimes the mix up seems odd and unlikely, but occurs a lot these days.
Someone who might be Australian, European, Asian, Mexican and Canadian all in one. That is called a Human Mutt.
by gertrina June 28, 2009
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Human Dolphin

Name for a girl whos laugh is so obnoxious it sounds like a dsolphin. Usually used to describe the laugh of a valley girl.
"Zoe Hamilton-Smith needs to stop laughing like a Human Dolphin"
"i know! I wanna just slap her in the face!"
"At least she would shut up
by Palmer Ridge Locker Talk May 19, 2009
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