Sub-human

Someone who has an attractiveness rating of less than 5/10.
Sometimes the term subanimal is used for those below 3/10.

Man look at this guy's recessed chin, what a sub-human!

by Maryoussef August 12, 2022

Human

A bunch of emo faggots that go on Urban Dictionary and act negative all the time.

li3k zomg i h8 t3h human r4c3 even tho im one of them!!1

by Smithkakarot July 5, 2010

spontaneous human combustion

to suddenly, and with no apparent reason, burst into flames and within minutes become a human cinder. a.k.a. SHC

defoe was running so fast towards the opponents penalty area that he suddenly suffered an acute spontaneous human combustion

by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

human lullaby

Someone so boring, so uninteresting, so powerfully dull that you find yourself suppressing the urge to yawn before they've even finished telling you their name.

"My date with Kelly from marketing? You mean, Kelly, the "human lullaby?" Let's put it this way--had I ordered the soup instead of the salad appetizer last night, there's a good chance I could have nodded off and drowned in my lobster bisque, she was so fucking boring."

by esme gregson January 16, 2008

humacorn

A human like figure with a single horn protruding from their forehead.

a humacorn is a human with a horn on their face

by Jaytee_92 November 11, 2009

Human Chili Bomb

When an individual is using a smartphone at ground level and is suddenly struck by a stream of steaming diarrhea from anonymous on level 2; such as a; balcony or upper deck.

Dude I saw this hot chick on her iphone under my balcony and I totally broke the ice by giving her a human chili bomb.

by Baby Beadows February 21, 2011

Human Rolly-Polly

Sexual act involving the connection of a human beings face to their own bung hole. Knees and elbows are folded in to simulate proper rolly-polly position.

That dude was so desperate for action he gave himself the human rolly-polly.

by DJ Drano July 25, 2011