Frozen Hot Dog Spill

Frozen hot dog spill

A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.

"I finally got him back to my place and things were heating up, but then he fumbled with the condom, knocked over my lube, and apologized twice. Total frozen hot dog spill.”

by B0bbyKnuckl3s August 1, 2025

Hot dog Helen

A character from the book beat the band who was a social outcast

I don’t wanna be partnered up with hot dog helen

by Midnight2000 July 31, 2024

christmas hot dog

Half eaten carrot that's been left out for 5 days, very flexible. Probably a peice of chalk. Not to be mistaken for an actual hot dog.

"Wait, what's that?! Is that a Christmas Hot dog?!"

by Christmas hot dog January 1, 2017

hot dog weenie

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arthritis hot dog weenie is arthritis

by who even cares about my name June 18, 2020

Give me the hot dog

A phrase used in a smash video (in the scene where you can understand what a dog is saying)

Hey! Give me the hot dog!

by Hawt sawce mi d00d May 13, 2017

Cincinnati Hot Dog

When you fuck your über driver in front of your dog

I gave her the ollllll Cincinnati hot dog and woody was shaking

by Hoarnt Up Sneakers June 12, 2017

The virgin Hot dog

The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.

You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!

When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.

Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.

The other day I told my mother-in-law to eat shit, she dared me to do the Virgin hot dog

by NastyLover May 20, 2020