hot dog

The absolute definition of an ignorant ass man. The most whack dude you can imagine. Everything they say is slightly weird and out of place.

That is a hot dog ass man.

by dumsol November 27, 2016

Brown hot dog

To leave a solid and sausage-shaped turd between the labia majora and in slight contact with the labia minora.

Janet got mad at me because i pulled a brown hot dog on her without letting her know in advance.

by Phunkel Uphjaphamp December 5, 2018

hot dog

What you call your dick wrapped in a paper towel. After you beat your meat using lotion, you use a paper towel to dry it off, and your wrapped dick is a hot dog.

Chad: Bro I had the yugest hot dog last night!
Brad: Damn, my dick is small so i only get little hot dogs.

by Horny Busdriver February 14, 2019

Hot Dog Sock

A weird way to say condom.
To use a sock to cover the ejac when masturbating.

"Hold on Jenny, I need my Hot Dog Sock."

"I'm about to blow, better grab the Hot Dog Sock."

by Crackin Jackin September 17, 2018

hot dog juice

the supliment to my cream... yum

“kelsey i swear to god, STOP SUCKING MY HOT DOG JUICE”

by BitchBackUp October 8, 2018

Halfway Hot Dog

Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.

Tom took threesomes to a whole new level with the halfway hot dog

by The Dank Jester May 15, 2018

Hot dogging

When a man is giving oral to three other men. Two of the men are flaccid and uses their flaccid cocks as a bun for the third man, who is erect. The fourth man then sucks all three cocks

Ken invites Paulie, Caleb and Lucas over to enjoy some hot dogging. Paulie and Lucas call being the buns, which means Caleb is the hot dog. Ken puts some ketchup on and goes to town

by Djost June 29, 2019