hot dog

The absolute definition of an ignorant ass man. The most whack dude you can imagine. Everything they say is slightly weird and out of place.

That is a hot dog ass man.

by dumsol November 27, 2016

ghetto hot dog

Wrapping your penis in a tortilla, or better yet a slice of Wonder Bread, for the purpose of providing "dinner" to your significant other.

Maci was hangry AF so I gave her a ghetto hot dog.

by theoriginalsteevio September 30, 2022

Hot Dogs in a Hamper

When you can't think of the words for "pigs in a blanket."

I'm going to eat some hot dogs in a hamper for dinner tonight.

by KirbyCat5723 July 23, 2024

Persian Hot Dog Stew

The stew/soup created from the amalgamation of semen left over inside of a woman after being gangbanged and force-fed to all the contributors. Persian hot dog stew requires the semen from all participants and is best collected from the mouth, vagina, and asshole after a vigorous gangbang. Ideally the stew is vigorously mixed up immediately and force-fed to all males involved upon conclusion of the last cumshot.

Did you get force fed Persian hot dog stew after we gangbanged the chick from psychology class? It was a hearty stew, I think twelve guys contributed to it and she forced us all to eat it!

by Mr. Meseeks April 19, 2022

home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.

"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"

by Lay uhh December 15, 2022

Hot dog

The act of cumming in a condom then freezing it to use as a dildo.

Your dad is so bad in bed your mom has to use his Hot dog.

by Kalebisadouche October 25, 2022

hot dog handler

The fanny of a promiscuous lady.

I bet she's handled a few hot dogs in her time, the filthy hot dog handler

by Billybobs August 30, 2015