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hangover

the unpleasant feeling you get when you wake up after a real barn burner drinking binge, basically, you drank so much alcohol they are going to name a holiday in your honor...but the price you pay for that drinkathon is pure hell...you feel like someone dragged your tongue across a pine forest floor, your hair actually hurts, your eyeballs look like a road map, your throat is dryer than the surface of the planet Mercury...
dude 1: " holly crap man, you look like shit! what did you do last night? "

dude 2: " I don't remember anything..shut up and go get me a twelver...I have a massive hangover."
by Dan'l D October 28, 2009
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hangover helper

The cure to the common hangover, and a monster of a breakfast sandwich. Comprised of bacon, sausage, ham, eggs, and cheese heeped onto an enormous hard roll. Also a good source of the vitamin cholesterol.
Got a hangover? Well head on down to your local deli and ask for new Hangover Helper and watch your headache vanish. (Side effects include, but are not limited to: upset stomache, dhiarria, gutteral bulge, and heart attacks)
by captain phoenix May 10, 2006
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hangovering

getting really drunk and waking up intoxicated. trying to be normal but you're still fucked up from a few hours before. stomache hurt, headaches, unknown causes of cuts and brusies occur. drink shitloads of water, and get a big mac meal.
hangovering is drinkin' a few 40z, shots of cap'ns, a few stones, and a rack of corona. start drinking at 9:30, keep drinking till 1:00 am. get some rest, or pass out. which ever comes first
by benji matto July 24, 2007
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First Class Hangover

The sensation resulting from the over-consumption of alcoholic beverages after being unexpectedly upgraded to first class on a flight. The free nature of the beverage service causes the individual to consume more than he/she normally would in a public setting.
Boss: Tim, you seem out of it today. Experiencing jet lag from your trip back yesterday?

Tim: No Sir, I have to admit that I had a bit too much to drink on the plane. I'm experiencing the first class hangover...

Cheap Boss: I’m glad to see that you are putting the company’s money to good use... I better not see those drinks on your expense report.

Tim: Don’t worry Sir, you wont. The flight was overbooked and I received a free upgrade to first class. To maximize the value of the company’s money, I thoroughly utilized the services included with the upgrade...Jackass.
by c-ski September 23, 2011
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Wrong like the air in Hong Kong

Due to the high pollution levels in Hong Kong, the phrase "wrong like the air in Hong Kong" is used to describe a situation or state of well being that exhibits an air of unhealthiness.

The former British colony is affected by two sources of air pollution. One is local street level pollution, emitted primarily by diesel vehicles. The second is regional smog, caused by a combination of pollutants from motor vehicles, industry and power plants both in Hong Kong and the Pearl River Delta region.

The Hong Kong Special Administrative Region Government gives high priority to controlling both street level air pollution and smog; however, it still remains "wrong like the air!"
Friend 1: How are you feeling today?

Friend 2: Wrong like the air in Hong Kong!

Friend 3: What happened at that party?

Friend 4: It was Hong Kong! Wrong like the air!
by Phillip W Evans December 6, 2006
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Hong Kongy

The title given to those that have reached a certain level of knowledge in regards to the land of Hong Kong.

Things that make people Hong Kongy:

MTR, Malls, Taxi Drivers, Crosswalks, Navigation, LKF, Mr. Wong's, Billy Boozers, Burger King Sundays, Buddhas, temples, 7 Elevens, Bakeries, Lion Rock, Bubble Tea, Chunky Rice, The Canteen, Horse Races, Macau, Escalators, Open Container, Hot Pot, Chopsticks, Mong Kok.

*In order to become Hong Kongy you must first partake in all of these activities on atleast a weekly basis. Furthermore, you may only be given the title "Hong Kongy" by somebody else that is "Hong Kongy"*
Bill: "I just bought a pork bun from the bakery"
Fred: "Man, you are really Hong Kongy"
Bill: "I know"
by Kong Hongy March 6, 2011
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food hangover

eating so much that you get a stomach ache and feel shitty
Lindsay: oh dude, i ate so much food during class. i feel like shit.

Steph: Damn, you must have one hell of a food hangover
by kornkiddz March 19, 2006
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