Canadian's are better than American's. Accept it and move on. Read a self-help book. Any thing is possible. You hate us so much because you secretly love us. It's okay. We love you too, just not in that way.
"Canadian history is so much better. They abolished slavery before we did, aren't religious assholes and don't care if you're a dude that marries another dude. Hell, you could blow the smoke of your joint in a police officer's face and he would just have to groove off of it because in Canada carrying a g of weed is whatever. Pretty cool, right?"
"Canadian history is so much better. They abolished slavery before we did, aren't religious assholes and don't care if you're a dude that marries another dude. Hell, you could blow the smoke of your joint in a police officer's face and he would just have to groove off of it because in Canada carrying a g of weed is whatever. Pretty cool, right?"
by Jessyd February 5, 2010
Get the Canadian History mug.An unspeakable sex act involving reenacting the most important parts of Canadian history. Let's just say, someone plays the Queen, and the other person has to ask permission to secede at some point towards the end.
Also involved: Question Hour in the House of Commons.
Also involved: Question Hour in the House of Commons.
by lull89 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History is summed up as Two Girls in a cup, Tub Girl, The Stanley Cup, Bottle of Maple Syrup, Beavers, Moose Antlers, and Rocky and Bullwinkle all having sex while watching Stargate.
by The Colbert Nations February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.Undoubtedly the '04 Yankees, characterized by such players as Slappy, Jason "Pumped-up-on-steroids" Giambi, and the Skeet covered Jeet
After almost swallowing several of their teammates cocks, and then blowin a 3-0 lead in the ALCS, the '04 Yankees deserve the title, "the biggest chokers in history"
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Yea! What is it anyway?
A month of freedom!!!😁😁
Like m.l.k.j. day?
Yep😁
Yea! What is it anyway?
A month of freedom!!!😁😁
Like m.l.k.j. day?
Yep😁
by One_of_a_kind May 1, 2016
Get the Black history month mug.The best thing you can do is read review books. I don't know why this class is so hard for some of you guys, I hardly studied for the AP exam and got a 5, just like the other 11% of kids who took the test that didn't suck fag ballz.
Get two review books. One isn't enough. Two ensures that you're absorbing two different view points, and the two different sets of info helps a lot.
READ THE FUCKING REVIEW BOOKS. MEMORIZE THAT SHIT.
Seriously you better fucking know this, it's your own country assholes. It's really not difficult. I didn't even pick up the textbook, I just spent an hour cramming before each unit test, and three hours cramming before the AP exam, and ended up with a 3.9 UW in the class, and an easy 5 on the exam.
To all you retarded definers, stop psyching out stupid freshmen with your shit definitions. This is one of the easiest APs, you've been spoonfed this propaganda since pre-school. Suck it up.
Get two review books. One isn't enough. Two ensures that you're absorbing two different view points, and the two different sets of info helps a lot.
READ THE FUCKING REVIEW BOOKS. MEMORIZE THAT SHIT.
Seriously you better fucking know this, it's your own country assholes. It's really not difficult. I didn't even pick up the textbook, I just spent an hour cramming before each unit test, and three hours cramming before the AP exam, and ended up with a 3.9 UW in the class, and an easy 5 on the exam.
To all you retarded definers, stop psyching out stupid freshmen with your shit definitions. This is one of the easiest APs, you've been spoonfed this propaganda since pre-school. Suck it up.
Kid 1: Hey what'd you get on the AP US History exam?
Kid 2: 5
Kid 1: Same here.
Kid 2: Yeah, that's because we're not retards.
Kid 2: 5
Kid 1: Same here.
Kid 2: Yeah, that's because we're not retards.
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