The most lively spot Upper Manhattan has to offer. The residents themselves don't even know half the people wandering in searching for some company that has been stripped away thanks to the Chinavirus. Hundreds of college kids come and go, but only a select few can break into the inner circle. They accept applications every pandemic, but it's more competitive than NYU Medical School.
Hey Billy, I applied to be a part of the Heights House, but they blindsided me with a difficulty level 1000 Boss Mode question, "name every person who lives full time in the Heights House." How the hell would I know? I've seen at least 69 people in the past 30 minutes searching for free booze.
by oatmealsizzle February 7, 2021
Get the Heights Housemug. maxwell is a school full of a bunch of pot heads, vape gods and alcoholics. you go to maxwell if you want to become a different person.
Maxwell is mostly ngp and trudeau dick heads:)))) it’s mostly white people and a very large black people group.
Maxwell is mostly ngp and trudeau dick heads:)))) it’s mostly white people and a very large black people group.
Kevin: yo do u go to maxwell?
Jacob: yeah i go to maxwell heights secondary school i got fucked last weekend because i’m special needs
Jacob: yeah i go to maxwell heights secondary school i got fucked last weekend because i’m special needs
by VenomOfSeas November 21, 2019
Get the Maxwell Heights Secondary Schoolmug. by DASSBITCH October 16, 2019
Get the abington heights middle schoolmug. 95% white 3% filipino 1% black 1% the rest 100% a bunch of sheltered losers who smoke weed or are addicted to school
Person 1: Man i heard that “Grandview Heights OH” was a good school
Person 2: You’ll only be accepted if your black
Person 2: You’ll only be accepted if your black
by Idiotpoopfartnigga April 30, 2024
Get the Grandview heights OHmug. by henbaom March 10, 2022
Get the river heights intermediate schoolmug. A bunch of weirdos who text each other during 11:30 at night. Most of their texts include confusion as they often don't know what they're doing sending each other weird stuff like how bottled water is just enslaved moisture. They have huge height differences and people often tease them for it.
by SecondShortest September 14, 2019
Get the Le Wackos In Heightmug. by Why are looking at this March 11, 2020
Get the Delicious Heightsmug.