Ego height

Your "Ego height" is the height you tell people but isn't your real height.
For men, it's typically taller than their actual height (they add around 1-2 inches); for women, it's normally shorter than their actual height (they subtract around 1-2 inches).

Arin is 5'10" and she tells people that she is 5'8".

Therefore her "ego height" is: 5'8"

by ToasterTissue September 2, 2022

draven height

An ugly peace of shit that cheats on girls

Draven height is gay

by big dick nick24 June 27, 2016

Slant height

A short person of whom's stature resembles that of a cone

You look like a slant height.

by Chocothunder March 23, 2017

Todd Howard's height

A hotly debated subject amongst online height enthusiasts for more than a decade now, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard's truthful height has been difficult to precisely ascertain due to the sheer number of Todd Howard's tall tales brought on by his self-evident Napoleon complex deluxe and his manletism-induced proclivity for wearing a wide variety of Todd Howard's high heels in a laughably futile attempt at concealing his eternal status as a diminutively dwarfed runt of a girlishly gnomish sissy manlet boy who would be the belle of the ball in a women's prison. In what is perhaps the most egregiously blatant example of manlet mathematics and guy height in the history of humanity, Tiny Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard hilariously had the childish audacity to publicly declare his height to be 6ft2! Clearly this is complete and utter manlet cope because Todd "Stacked Heels" Howard's actual height is 5ft5. The same height as a 13-year-old girl.

Penny: Lol, did you see the photo of Little Napoleon Howard shamefully standing on his tiptoes at the 2015 Fallout 4 launch event? Veronika: Absolutely mortifying! What's Todd Howard's height? Penny: Tiny Todd stands small at 5ft5 - what a petite, little manlet boy he is! Veronika: Just brutal. Short people got no reason. Penny: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024

Height

Every kid named Carlos lacks this.

He lacks a lot of height and he is short

by GrammarGoku February 28, 2022

heights boys

Grade 10 assholes. With sexist mf mouths. Can’t score girls unless they take out the lax stick from their ass.

Do you date them heights boys?

No they have sticks in their asses

by zaza.the.bitch June 14, 2022

Height Swapping

When A Man Sacrifices There Actual Height For A More Bigger Penis

Example
Person: Hey Your So Short No One Will Like You
Person 2: I Just Height Swapped. Because of that im short and have a big dick If People Knew Everyone Would Want Me. Height Swapping Is The New Meta

by Jablinzki January 27, 2025