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hashist

One who believes in the principles and leads a life dedicated to the use of marijuana and spreading its virtues as the new gospel.
Dude, you are either always stoned or talking about getting stoned, you are becoming a real hashist!
by samlap July 5, 2008
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Hasher

Member of the Has House Harriers. Hence a drinker with a running problem. A good bloke
Here's to Fatso, He's true blue. He's a hasher through and through
by Britarse December 18, 2003
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hashslinger

a person who calls themsef a chef but is actually a fry cook at a cheap diner.
Emeril isn't a chef. He is a hashslinger at Denny's.
by Juan Epstein May 28, 2006
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Hashmeer

A member of Group X, a band that creates funny little songs like Peanuts, and Don't Touch That.
Peanuts: No peanuts makes Hashmeer mad!
Don't touch that: Every time you see him, Hashmeer is in trouble.
by Miles Nelken September 13, 2006
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hashtag rap

When you take the 'like' or 'as' out of a metaphor in rap.

As coined by Kanye West on Funkmaster Flex's Hot 97 radio show.

Named after Twitter hashtags.

Often used by Kanye himself, Drake and Nicki Minaj.

Kanye claims the style was spawned from his song "Barry Bonds".
Examples of hashtag rap:
"Here's another hit; Barry Bonds "
- Kanye West - "Barry Bonds (ft. Lil' Wayne)"

Two thumbs up; Ebert and Roeper
- Drake - "Over"
by angryhead December 2, 2010
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Hashcar Racing

A stoner activity wherein one consumes copius amounts of ganja, ganja extract, edibles infused with either, or any combination thereof, and then consequently proceeds to drive at noticably slower velocities due to the effects of said ingested products, meanwhile experiencing the sensation and subsequent rush of driving extremely fast, as though being a NASCAR racer.

The pot head may "tune in" to increase the feelings associated with Hashcar Racing by turning on music including, though not limited to, Asian dub, house, club, swing, folktronica, synergy, neurofunk, cybergrind, thrashpunk, trip-hop, and spacesynth.

Although Hashcar Racing is not considered dangerous because of the slow velocities inherent, it may become hazardous if combined with "hotboxing" since the driver's field of vision and occular clarity may be decreased by the smoke cotained within the automobile.

Hashcar racing is considered a sport by a small percentage of reefer tokers.
Though the sport is not recognized as an olympic sport, it does have a worldwide yearly competition on April 20th called "The Great Space Race."
(as a verb)
John: Why is that dude going so slow? It's a 55mph zone!
MaryJane: He must be Hashcar racing.

(as a noun)
MaryJane: I hate traffic!
John: I don't mind, I just light up a slpiff and transform into a Hashcar racer.

(as an adjective)
John: I just got an ounce of some dank Collie Buds, what should we do?
Mary: We should take your Pinto to the burbs and get all Hashcar Racey on the side roads!
John: What a novel idea! I'll grab the zig zags!
by The_dude_speaketh February 3, 2010
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Hashspaz

Overusage of hashtags; when a person uses an excessive amount of hashtags in a post on websites like Instagram, Twitter, or (to everyone's horror) Facebook.

Related to: hashtag abuse
Person 1: Just got promoted! #manager #ilovemyjob #promotion #bringinghomethebacon #movingonup #skillstopaythebills #imgoingplaces

Person 2: Hey man, congrats and all, but no need for the hashspaz!
by Detronyx February 28, 2013
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