A Hans is somebody who is a pothead, pimp, hermit and on the side stripper.
They love little kids to the point of being weird/ creepy/ psychotic. So If you have them HIDE YA KIDS AND HIDE YA WIVES. because a hans will steal them too. They like calling people mean names.
They love little kids to the point of being weird/ creepy/ psychotic. So If you have them HIDE YA KIDS AND HIDE YA WIVES. because a hans will steal them too. They like calling people mean names.
by Henry Mole January 7, 2015

by Takreen March 12, 2018

Tiong Han is an extremely attractive man who is humorous and fun-loving. He is also kind-hearted and endearing, making him an awesome friend and husband. Tiong Han is a great listener and great source of comfort. If you are lucky and have found a Tiong Han in your life, grab hold of him with all your might!
Tiong Han is also highly intellectual and observant, so he will always have something witty to say! You will always have a great time with Tiong Han as he is super out-going and will make you feel comfortable being yourself.
Most importantly, Tiong Han is a loyal pal who will always be there for you. You can always count on him to be a joy at parties and have your back during tough times. Tiong Han is definitely a valuable gem in your life!
Tiong Han is also highly intellectual and observant, so he will always have something witty to say! You will always have a great time with Tiong Han as he is super out-going and will make you feel comfortable being yourself.
Most importantly, Tiong Han is a loyal pal who will always be there for you. You can always count on him to be a joy at parties and have your back during tough times. Tiong Han is definitely a valuable gem in your life!
by Onglaisoh November 23, 2021

Slap the sh*t out of a person, literally getting them in hospital while looking like Papi Hans, a bulgarian singer. This is done when your left-handed friend uses WASD with right hand.
by Gamesslav February 6, 2020

Person : Oh my god I hate… Oo wait i forgor this persons name
Person 2: just call them hans
* no fuckn loser names there kids hans and if you names is hans..😐😟
Person 2: just call them hans
* no fuckn loser names there kids hans and if you names is hans..😐😟
by Jumbo party lemon December 7, 2021

An amazing girl, who’s funny, goofy, caring, beautiful, nice when she wants to be, loving and a total badass. She’s also loud, not freaky but not innocent either. People think she’s a whole angel, but she’s a evil mean devil. She’s not scared to be brutally honest with someone. She’s not scared to fight someone too. Han gives good advice with a very honest comment. She have great fashion, rich, and is a boy magnet. Have the greatest hugs. Birthday usually in May. She is literally amazing. If you have a Han, don’t let her go because you won’t have another person like her. She doesn’t tolerate boy problems usually cheating with another girl or breaking up for another girl.
by Iloveribs December 5, 2019

Han is one of the best girls. She is caring, loving, honest, smart, and a badass. She can be stubborn, annoying, irritating, and slow at times, but can still be one of the girls that you will fall for. And if you do fall for her. I hope you know that she’s hard to get. Oh. And I almost forgot. If she is name Han. She’s either asian or mix. And if she is one of them. She is cute or fine asf. And can have a major glo up. So if you have her. You are blessed with someone great. So keep her close.
by blue.coshu October 6, 2018
