off the handle

Being crazy, insane or stupid.

"Dude your completely off the handle"

by Da Boss03 February 7, 2018

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two hander

A girl that is so big that it takes TWO hands to control her in bed.

"Damn bitch you are certainly a two hander, I mean I tried to use one hand on you to entensify the ass pounding I was giving you, but you almost broke it. You fucking walrus, now I have to use two hands, after this sex you will recieve the grapes of wrath fosho"

by the st3 October 7, 2005

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Classy Gentleman's Handkerchief

Commonly called just classy gentleman. For when a guy wants to jack off covertly and needs a mop up rag but has nothing to use, So then the guy uses his boxers to clean up and then goes commando with the dirty boxers hanging out of a pants pocket. Usually done if a girl gives the guy major blue balls and he doesn't want to make a mess of her bathroom getting off. Thus the name from being classy enough to not make a cummy mess at a girls house.

Carl- Damn dude, Rebecca was being a prude bitch last night and wouldn't give me even a handjob. So I was stuck with blue balls and a major chubbs, so I went into her little sisters room to wham the ham, but I forgot mop up material so I had to beat it into my boxers. Then I just did the classy gentleman's handkerchief until I was able to get out of there.

Derek- What a bitch. That's a classy thing to do dude,

by The Bro13 August 14, 2009

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mad handles

having amazing abilities with a basketball

extreme handles

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by Theo February 16, 2005

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Booty Handle

When a girl's butt is so high, that part of it leaks over the top of her pants.

Daaaaamn, look at that booty handle!

by Dephect March 2, 2006

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One-Hander

n. An adult girl, or of-age female, who is petite or small enough to fuck with one hand while simultaneously using the other hand for any array of other activities.

That girl is a definitely one-hander; I can fuck her while eating a burrito with my left hand.

by Superllvllan July 16, 2010

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