At the end of a massage instead of looking for a happy ending you ask for a patriot handshake - due to the owner of the patriots being caught seeking penis relief after massages.
The massage therapist could tell that Bill needed a patriot handshake to get the full relief. Bill left Massage Envy satisfied and relaxed.
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I hadn’t seen my brother in law in two months, and we were so excited we went to garage, got 2 Busch lights, and did a Wisconsin handshake before catching up on what’s new.
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Performed using a sharp, knife-like object which is usually concealed in one's person, it is often used as an informal salutation or greeting toward others whom one is not in good standing with.
Performed using a sharp, knife-like object which is usually concealed in one's person, it is often used as an informal salutation or greeting toward others whom one is not in good standing with.
"I heard Andrew's gonna give his old mate Stephen a British Handshake next time they meet after that scrap they had at the pub last week"
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Man: “no dear, what is a hot handshake?”
Woman: “place your hand over my butt”, while she strains vigorously to push out a fart that may or may not be wet.
Man: “no dear, what is a hot handshake?”
Woman: “place your hand over my butt”, while she strains vigorously to push out a fart that may or may not be wet.
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