Hamster

My girl and I were running late, but she let me hamster her while she was blow drying her hair.
by Dtray December 01, 2017
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crazy fluff ball that likes to bite
What does that hamster do?
It bites
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A hamster is a small, round rodent that usually people keep as a pet. They are so cute and adorable that you almost want to grill one and eat it. Their life purpose is to make a whole loop around their running wheel, but always remember that under that cute little fur there is a tiny murderer who is watching you when are sleeping.
Hey hamster what is your life purpose? To make a whole loop around my running wheel!
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A female that tends to sleep most of the day, cook good food, smoke marijuana and play video games. Most hamsters also have an eclectic taste in music, shows, and other entertainment.

Physically hamster tend to be short thicc girls.
The maker of this is a hamster; she sleeps 10hrs and splits the waking time between work, games, and cooking.

I am a hamster, I need music to breathe and can cook a meal out of nothing

The hamster is a short thicc girl that's perfect wife material
by Pink Hamster Kirby April 21, 2022
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Something that you shove up your ass when you're horny
I just shoved an entire fucking hamster up my asshole
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