I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!
by Nuphagus December 11, 2019
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Partner 1, sits on the top of the car with their genitals through the sunroof. Partner 2 proceeds to perform oral on Partner 1, much like a hamster drinks from the tube connected to its water bottle.
Partner 1, sits on the top of the car with their genitals through the sunroof. Partner 2 proceeds to perform oral on Partner 1, much like a hamster drinks from the tube connected to its water bottle.
Person 1: “Did you hear that Josh and Christina were Hamstering in his car the other night?”
Person 2: “Yeah, and when she came, she soaked the seats. Now the car smells like fish.”
Person 2: “Yeah, and when she came, she soaked the seats. Now the car smells like fish.”
by lowkey. November 13, 2025
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by Kmustrus November 6, 2017
Get the Hamster mug.When a man lays face down on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and has his partner inside the car preform fellatio through said sunroof like a thirsty hamster at a water bottle
by BlueRanga84 April 25, 2024
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Get the Hamstering mug.The sexual act of a male receiving fellatio while lying face down on top of a vehicle with his member hanging down onto the vehicle’s sunroof. The partner sits inside the vehicle, head tilted back, performing the act in a motion similar to a pet hamster drinking from its water bottle in its cage.
Man. I almost pulled a muscle climbing onto my car, but her performing the thirsty hamster on me was worth it.
by theBatman_75 February 27, 2024
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