Haggis

The most peak food of all time traditionally eaten by Irish Ngas and Bangladesh PAKIS, sometimes by Egyptian pussies.
Made by sheep stomach and beef mince.

Connor: Yo what did you have for dinner?
Aayan: 4 million kilograms of haggis

by Dingamasala October 6, 2025

Haggis

A small little Scottish creature that gets eaten in Burns Night.

“Hey are you coming over for burns night?”

“Yeah I need to be there to stab the haggis”

by Fuckthe January 16, 2026

Grief Haggery

When people on the internet appear to compete with each other to see who is the most upset by a tragic story which has no direct content with them.

The grief haggery about poor old tom is making me sick.

by Tamara Bumpdeeay October 6, 2012

Poon Haggler

A person, usually a male unless homosexual, collects plenty of women and hogs them from the other men

The Jamaican to all the nice african women from Niger, and none of the Ethiopian taxi cab drivers could get some poon, there he is a poon haggler

by tankbanger November 15, 2012

to haggle and babble

(тормозить и базарить in Russian): to suddenly stop working and engage your co-workers in a non work-unrelated conversation.

if you want to haggle and babble, don't come to work, go home; go to a marketplace. Just don't prevent anyone else from working.

by Sexydimma November 22, 2014

to haggle 'n' babble

(тормозить и базарить in Russian):

to suddenly stop working and engage your co-workers in a work-unrelated conversation.

if you want to haggle 'n' babble, don't come to work; go home, go wherever there's a social gathering environment. Just don't prevent anyone else from working.

by Sexydimma February 6, 2015

Ya haggis

{worst cunt}
{tramps arse}

Aww here you ya haggis run up ma ribs ya cheese melt

by G lingo February 1, 2019