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Hobo Shank

The act of using the nail on your thumb that has grown very long as a shank because you don't have a real shanking device.
Peanut: "Hey that asshole over there called us gay."

(Friend walks over there and cusses him out)

Chapulin: "I hear that you were talking shit. Why don't you say that to my face, you pussy ass motherfucker!"

Big L: "What are you talking about? I barely even know you two!"

Chapulin: "Nigga, don't lie to me with your punk-ass self, man, don't make me hobo shank your pussy ass!"
by <XxMetalMonsterxX> December 3, 2009
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Hobo Whoreotic

A person who is sexual attracted to someone who is hobo sexual. They often will get into a relationship with someone who will move in quickly so they don't live alone.
Person 1: "Wow isn't that the seventh girl to live with Jordan this year?:
Person 2: "Yea it's because he is a Hobo Whoreotic"
by Jackson O'Donnell October 11, 2020
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Dirty hobo

Feeling like a dirty hobo, is when you have been working for weeks straight without taking a shower or any form of cleaning.
" I feel like a dirty hobo right now dude"
by ThatOneParticularGuy October 9, 2017
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Chilly Hobo

The act of inserting both hands inside a women, then rubbing your hands together as if you were a cold homeless person trying to warm up.
I brought a girl home last night and she had me do the “chilly hobo” on her, it was dope.
by Richarazardd July 7, 2022
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Sexy Hobo

A Sexy Hobo is a homeless man who might not have any money, but he can show you a real good time in his box.
I am a ugly virgin so I fucked a Sexy Hobo in his box, but he also got me hooked on crystal meth.
by Mystical_Voodoo November 2, 2020
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Hobo weekend

When you plan to have a party with other people but it gets cancelled so you go to underground parties all night without a place to sleep.
Person one: how was your weekend?
Person two: ugh I had the worst hobo weekend ever
Person one: did you find a place to sleep?
Person two: no I just find more parties and more vodka, I was squatting down when drinking
by Farbror lucas September 25, 2018
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Hobo Frogger

When dirty hobos suddenly dart across several lanes of busy traffic causing the cars to swerve as if in a game of Frogger.
Jim has to play Hobo Frogger every day when he drives Eurkea, California. So many dirty hobos are getting hit by cars; he describes it as a Hobo Frogger Epidemic. The last dirty hobo Jim hit was wearing the exact same jacket as he was, which is why Jim's wife to forced him to donate the ugly jacket.
by TRTLGRL August 23, 2019
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