by Nitehawk June 25, 2008
Get the hawk mug.The act of defecating for so long that ones legs become immobile and useless, whilst simultaneously using a cell phone during said defecation, for so long that ones neck becomes cramped and bent to the side, so that at the end of the period of defecation, one needs a wheelchair to leave the lavatory and will resemble the physicist Stephen Hawking.
"Dude I was taking a dump so long I came outta there looking like Stephen Hawking"
"Bro this dump could end up being a Stephen Hawking"
"Bro this dump could end up being a Stephen Hawking"
by Hawkingaloogie September 30, 2014
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Son, when you bring food around their hungry asses, they be hawkin'.
Son, when you bring food around their hungry asses, they be hawkin'.
by tTice August 13, 2008
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by Colestal July 16, 2008
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Get the Shite Hawk mug.The tuft of hair that grows from between a woman's butt crack. An extension of a woman's bush that crosses the taint and extends to the anus. A rectal mohawk. Today, overweight women and older women are more likely to sport an ass hawk than younger, hotter women. However, in the 1970s, more than one Playmate or Pet could be found gracing the pages of gentlemen's magazines while sporting the ass hawk. Careful attention must be paid to the upkeep of the ass hawk so that dingleberries or toilet paper balls are not amassed.
by guinness67 July 16, 2009
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Guy1:James is a Tranny-Hawk
Guy2:He has a girlfriend?
Guy3:That is a cover-up for his undercover pervert Tranny-Hawking ways.
Guy2:He has a girlfriend?
Guy3:That is a cover-up for his undercover pervert Tranny-Hawking ways.
by Grindmaster November 30, 2011
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