Gumped

To be shot in the ass.
Derived from the movie Forrest Gump.
Where Forrest gets shot in the ass.

When we was playing paint ball.
I gumped his ass.

by Spanky Dole June 24, 2008

Gumping

To prematurely blow your load, like Forrest did with Jenny.

Mark gumps every time he gets more than one lap dance.

by John Bukkake March 27, 2005

Gumping

Gumping is when you perform "sexual activities" to yourself, while licking a toilet seat in a public place!

Steve broke into a tramps den and robbed his toilet seat for a good old gumping session, then returned to give the tramp a blowie for his can of beer ;)

by hahahahahaha!! i'll remove it! November 13, 2009

gumpty

A word used mainly by Chav's to describe an extremely ugly person.

Ahhhhh, that girls a right gumpty!!!

by oRiGiNaL hArDcOrE kId February 25, 2006

gumpt

v. to have eaten way, way too much in one sitting.

Man, I totally gumpt on that pizza.

by d0g3n November 12, 2004

gumpy

a person that is uncoordinated

Look at that fuckin gumpy guy, he can't move his ass right

by GumpyMan04 June 1, 2006

gumpism

Mental retardation to an extreme degree.

I forgot the name of the president as a result of my gumpism.

by T-Rexus July 21, 2008