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by Nword sayer May 9, 2019

Grandma cum fountain

A grandma inside a jerk circle that gets cummed on to form a fountain.

Me and my friends had a grandma cum fountain at my house last night

by Grandma Cum Fountain December 7, 2018

let's eat grandma

An instance where the lack of a comma completely changes the meaning of a sentence.

Oh man, I forgot to write a comma, and now the meaning of the sentence has completely changed. This is a let's eat grandma moment.

by ...EyeSock... September 10, 2020

Grandma's little helper

When you stay in the shower long enough that your hands become prune and then you jerk off! This action is best followed up by having a Werther"s original.

I took an extra-long shower today to make sure grandma's little helper came along.

by Jason in Denver April 8, 2017

Grandma's Tea Towel

Grandma's Tea Towel is an alternative name for but serves the same purpose as a Gak Towel or Doddle Rag.

After dropping a heavy load on his Cougar, Carl offered her Grandma's Tea Towel to wipe up.

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2014

Took Grandma to Applebee's

Taking an older woman to a sub standard restaurant and then engaging in licking BBQ sauce out of her nether regions.

I crashed the bridge game last night and totally picked up man. Went out the next night and totally "Took Grandma to Applebee's."

BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.

by -=Gunner=- November 14, 2010

Grandma's Rose Garden

An old lady's bung hole aka ballon knot.

Where's grandpa?

Not sure. He said he was going to tend to Grandma's Rose Garden.

I'm going to throw up.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017