Exit via the gift shop

When a lady passes gas and it unexpectedly travels forward and upward through the labia, often producing a curious sensation or sound.

"Janet shifted in yoga class, let out a sneaky one, and with an exit via the gift shop—surprise souvenir included."

by m0thra June 18, 2025

Gift Jacked

When one steals a present rather than having it given to them.

Boy: Im assuming I will get hosed
until I jack his card and order a watch with it!
Girl: You can't jack a GIFT!
Boy: Yeah you can
its called Gift Jacking
you say
"run yo shit foo"
and take the card
then you call and say
"send me that shit foo"
gift jacked
"you done been gift jacked foo"
maybe I need to add that to Urban Dictionary

What the Grinch did to the Whos...they got gift jacked sad

by Gift Jacker November 29, 2011

Bear Gift

A bear gift is when a (male/female = gifter) gifts a female a stuffed bear. Which unknowing or knowing to the Gifter. Gives the opportunity for the recipient to use the stuffed bear to pleasure herself (in a sexual way) which in turn makes her think of the gifter

(Stacy) I got a gift bearer from my boyfriend a few days ago (Emily) oh my God do you have it by your bed( Stacy) yeah ... and I’ve kind of been pretending it’s him and humping it (Emily) damn you got a “bear gift” I wish I would get one

by High thoughts with Dany October 2, 2023

God's gift to males

A female that thinks males are here to serve females, and that if you dont tell a female what she wants to hear or kiss her ass, you deserve to die more than anybody else.

You'd be nothing and go nowhere in life without her, she's God's gift to males. Didn't you know that?

by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021

gift

an unwanted item or words that you want to burn

i got a gift from my grandma's, cousin's, sister's, friends.

by urgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg January 13, 2022

safe gift

A 'Safe Gift' is a present an Ex or secret lover has given you that has no connection with romance or love so that your current squeeze will not know who gave it to you.

I've got you a safe gift so lawrence won't know who got it for you, hope you enjoy x

by BRUCEFC April 21, 2018

Gift Rape

When a gift is forced upon you when you have clearly indicated you do not want one.

"My mother gift raped me after I had told her I did not want any presents for Christmas."

by Rob Riggins December 20, 2024