A guy that tries to get with a gal by listening to her complain about her man and then saying, "Oh I would never do that."
"I have nothing to do over thanxgiving because my boyfriend went to Valdez to go ice climbing."
"Oh if you were my woman I would love to spend thnx-giving with you."
"Ick your a Guido"
"Oh if you were my woman I would love to spend thnx-giving with you."
"Ick your a Guido"
by Guidoette January 21, 2010
Get the Guido mug.noun: a person who exhibits some, many or all of the traits of geeks, nerds and dorks.
adjective: a descriptive word that designates an activity, item/thing or place as being geeky, nerdy and dorkish.
adjective: a descriptive word that designates an activity, item/thing or place as being geeky, nerdy and dorkish.
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by Hara July 20, 2008
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when a person committing a crime is killed... preferably by the victim or devine intervention but applicable to death by police action... justice without the middleman
could also apply to less fatal circumstances in which someone gets what they deserve...
when a person committing a crime is killed... preferably by the victim or devine intervention but applicable to death by police action... justice without the middleman
could also apply to less fatal circumstances in which someone gets what they deserve...
the store clerk delivered GEICO justice to armed robber
the car jackers received GEICO justice when the vehicle crashed
the car jackers received GEICO justice when the vehicle crashed
by hazbeenez December 1, 2009
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by uttam maharjan September 10, 2010
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Bro 1 : Dude I got a fuckin nattiac after goin to my boy jonnys house for some milf and cookies. got so much fuckin dome from that skanky assbitch
Bro 2: Shits for real brah. Where was she at ?
Bro 1; She lives at the Jewsey Shwoe. Names sharon or some shit like dat.
Bro 3: Dude youre such a fucking guido. You pick that pussy up in a bar ?
Bro 1: Obvi brah. Boner in the butt.
Bro 2: Youre guidosity is at such a peak now. I'd say you could even fuck Snookie
Bro 1: Wtf? nigga ill rape your black ass
bro 2: Obvy
Bro 2: Shits for real brah. Where was she at ?
Bro 1; She lives at the Jewsey Shwoe. Names sharon or some shit like dat.
Bro 3: Dude youre such a fucking guido. You pick that pussy up in a bar ?
Bro 1: Obvi brah. Boner in the butt.
Bro 2: Youre guidosity is at such a peak now. I'd say you could even fuck Snookie
Bro 1: Wtf? nigga ill rape your black ass
bro 2: Obvy
by guidobro69 November 21, 2010
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