The Gordon Build

A guy who is insanely skinny that looks malnourished.

That guy Adrian over there has the Gordon Build.

by iHarlow October 24, 2025

Gordon Shower

A fetish act of taking a shower in a mix of camel's piss and milk to possibly cure all diseases.

My boss wanted us to take a Gordon shower to reach a 30% boost in our immunity.

by word_wiz April 13, 2021

Gordon Freeman

Gordon freeman is the scientist you play as and kill the combine the aliens to become the half life

And find the half life
Because the half life is real

Kleiner: Great scott gordon freeman

Gordon: Shut the fuck up

by Based Mango September 14, 2022

Gordon

a kid who will turn all your friends gay

The Gordon effect got to me so now i like men

by Jbuckley May 19, 2023

joseph gordon-levitt

just a beautiful amazing racially ambiguous man
also a very good actor and was a part of the absolute masterpiece 10 things i hate about you

person 1:yk whos fine shyt?
person 2:joseph gordon-levitt?
person 1:hell yeah

by alternativeoutrolucki May 31, 2025

Gordon

Gordon meaning sexist man alive

If he a Scorpio

He all ways right never wrong

It’s Gordon be more like Gordon

He’s a Gordon wow

by Gpjh November 2, 2023

Gordon

Gordon is the sexiest man on earth, the way his luscious thick ass jiggles as he walks, his beautiful chocolate skin and most importantly his amazing cowboy hat. I just want him to ride me like a horse and have his way with me, spread me wide open and go to town on my soft ass.

Me and Gordon were in the car our eyes met, my heart was pounding as he came closer and took the virginity from my lips I could feel his course beard rub on my face. We proceeded to do things that would get us kicked out of any church we may enter. God I love Gordon.

by Captcop May 26, 2021