Gnome

The gnome is a mischievous little creature it says.
(Clears voice box)
I’m a gnome and you’ve been gnomed
It originally is from holland (Netherlands)(gnome land)

I am Dutch so I’m from holland. I’m a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.
Got you there hay

by Lord nightshade March 27, 2019

Gnome

(Pronounced “Genowm”) a gnome is gnot a gnelf, gnot a gnoblin but a gnome. Used to express something’s trashness. Gnomosexual or gnomodexual are good ways of proving your point

Ya nan is such a gnome

by Spicy Ronald August 25, 2020

pseudo gnome

A member of a large group of people working for a criminal organisation with the express role of obtaining pseudoephedrine for the manufacture of illicit substances. An illegitimate organisation who has a large number of pseudo gnomes circumvents legal dispensing restrictions by means of sheer numbers.

Chemist: "We are not keeping up with demand, we just don't have enough pseudoephedrine"
Boss: "Well then hire some more pseudo gnomes!"

by aqaqa11111 October 13, 2016

Tellendale River Gnomes

Black Midgets that live near rivers and live in huts hunting rabbits.

Ethan: C'mon mane!! We gotta hunt the Midget Niggers!
Armani: You mean the Tellendale River Gnomes?!
Ethan: Yeah mane! So grab your fuckin shotgun and lets get em!

by aarondoctor October 14, 2023

GNOMED

Laying down in a garden bed and having sex

Have you been gnomed lately?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

gnome

It's gnot a gnoblin, It's gnot a gnelf. It's a gnome!

Tom - "I love gnomes!"
Elvis - "Oh, ok."

by ChromicQuanta January 16, 2023

Gnome

Small people who live in gardens. Originated in the 2011 movie “Gnomeo and Juliet,” but got so popular they made them into real things.

Susan has so many gnomes in her garden, she’s so cool

by GnomeoStan23 January 14, 2021