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gamer shower

A shower under 10 minutes long. Originated with true pro gamers because they didn't want to waste time showering, they had to get back to their gaming sessions.
Level 1: 6-10 minutes
Level 2: 3-5 minutes
Level 3: 0-2 minutes
Guy 1, "hey, bro, I'm gonna go take a gamer shower. I'm seeing a lady soon."
Guy 2, “Fine, it better be a level 3 though!"
by longlivepeas October 22, 2019
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Gamer probe

A gamer probe is when a usb type c cable is probed into ur asshole so far up then it comes out your mouth and connects to ur pc
Toby- “Damn im dying to gamer probe Maddie
Joss -“ Thats impossible!”
by Tinkerbell sex addict November 18, 2021
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NOED Gamer

Noed Gamer is a derogatory term referring to a person who uses the perk NOED in the game Dead By Daylight
Dwight: Oh he's a NOED Gamer
Nea: He gets zero pussy, got it
by OliveeGarden October 16, 2021
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Fortshite Gamer

A person who plays fortnite all day and cranks 90's. Is either a child under 10 or a school drop out.
Mum "Jimmy come down for dinner"

Jimmy "Mum shut the fuck up I am playing fortnite!"
Mum "Why is my son a fortshite gamer"
by good evening pedophiles January 26, 2021
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eptic gamer

A legendary buffoon of the gaming realm, with an uncanny ability to consistently steer into chaos and absurdity, while miraculously blaming every other player within a 50-mile radius. This rare specimen possesses the unique skill of transforming their own relentless incompetence into the fuel for epic tirades aimed at their fellow gamers.
Dude, did you see that guy yelling at his teammates for his own fifteenth death? Classic Eptic Gamer move! Now if only he could master turning left instead of right into that bottomless pit... Maybe then he could unlock the magical power of winning a single game without having a meltdown.
by HappyCleaner82 June 26, 2023
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Epic Gamer

An epic gamer is someone who is very excellent at video games.

This applies for games such as minecraft, roblox, or fortnite. the most unepic gamers are the people who play pubg
"i saw you slay that roblox chick you are such an epic gamer"
"you just got a victory royale??? now thats an epic gamer moment"
by ThatOneSponk October 25, 2018
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Gamer's guilt

Gamer's guilt is the apologetic way that gamers talk about video games when they know other people are listening. They will shy away from in depth discussion or areas that sound nerdy and will change their tone in order to appear as if they are speaking about their beloved games in an ironic manner.

The root of gamer's guilt stems from the gamer's fear of being viewed in a sterotypical manner.
I keep trying to talk with John on the bus about call of duty but we can never talk properly because he gets really bad gamer's guilt.
by oconnest October 4, 2009
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