Friendship rules

Rules that you make up in a friendship

Me and my best friend made up friendship rules

by Lardner February 5, 2019

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1.4 friendship

A dynamic between two people where one person has invested 98.6% of the interest and the other only puts in 1.4%
This is based on the nominal body temperature in Fahrenheit and implies that one person gives all of themselves to the relationship and the other just rouds it up to 100%

Kim puts so little back into this, Brian is practically killing himself to make her happy and she barely shows up for a free meal. It's definitely a 1.4 friendship, he should find someone that cares.

by poprocksA November 3, 2021

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friendship-threesome

1. having a threesome with your friends aka friends with benefits
2. friend group of 3

"hey, you guys down for a friendship-threesome?"
"just say your horny David, no one says 'friendship-threesome'."
"Andy, I know you've been bottoming the most lately but don't take that out on David."

by mmm...chicken January 16, 2021

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destroyer of friendship

That one fucking custom uno card where everyone but the person who placed it draws 10 FUCKING CARDS

Friend 1:draws card *giggle*
Friend 2: what?
Me: Oh shit
Me: OH FUCK
Friend 1: places destroyer of friendship
Everyone: FUCK YOU

by HOLY FUCK IT'S NINJESUS December 9, 2019

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Bwof - Benefits without friendship

Bwof instead of fwb, indicating there's sexual benefits but no companionship, a hook-up, a fuck buddy... Except you'd like to hang out with them as friends sometimes too 😟

We're not dating, we "hang out" but only as bwof - benefits without friendship. I really want to do friends things together too, but we're not even fwb. Yeah, welcome to the modern dating scene, it sucks! Where hanging out now means fuck buddy

by Stuckinneutral June 4, 2023

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