freshman

The lowest form of life on planet Earth

Freshman: Hi, I'm new here
*4 seconds later, ends up in trash can*

by SuckMahBalls March 30, 2008

Freshman

the scum of the world

"look at the silly little freshman!"

by Senior07 December 15, 2006

freshman schemer

The highest ranking officer in the scheming scale, followed by S.I.T.'s, schemers in training. Nightly phone calls are mandatory to touch base on the days activities. Many tasks must be completed in order to become a true schemer.

The freshman schemers spent two hours discussing the day's lunch period.

by Shelton December 31, 2007

silly freshmen

a nickname given to a bunch of very sexy girls by a very hot and even sexier canadian who says heh a lot

silly freshmen need love too

by Silly Freshmen July 9, 2004

Freshman

9th graders, coming into high school thinking their cool until all the upperclassmen humiliate them and kick their asses. Some actually end up leaving, but the rest survive through the first couple weeks.

Me and my friend are juniors. It was the first week of school and we were looking for freshmen. One short, weak looking kid was wandering the halls, looking for his class. Without a word I walked up and took his backpack. "Grab him!" My friend said. The kid looked terrified, shaking all over. We lifted him in the air by his arms and legs and carried him outside. He finally got out a few words. "I have lunch money! Please don't hurt me!" he begged. I laughed and took the money. We carried him to the old rusty dumpster. You could smell it before it even came into view. I opened it. There was old rotten food, meat, spaghetti sauce, what looked like puke, chunky milk, and week old nacho cheese. I gagged at the sight of maggots crawling around inside. As we were about to throw him in, i stopped. "Take his clothes." The horrified look on his face was picture perfect.So we stripped his shirt, pants, shoes socks, and tighty whiteys. Completely naked, two inch dick freshman. Then we chucked him in. There was a splatting noise, followed by screams. We closed the dumpster and closed the padlock. We then left him for the janitor to find this afternoon.

by FreshmanCleaner August 10, 2010

Army of Freshmen

Usualy used when describing the new batch of freshman snatch that just came in from highschool. This is used in a good way, describing the new bunch as being a very hot. otherwise known as AOF's

Yo, did you see the Army OF Freshman this year?

by brian September 9, 2004

Freshman

Another word for a loser who doesn't want to go outside and do anything with his amazing friends who are pulling awesome pranks. These type of people often have the name Josh and have trouble being cool or telling good jokes.

Guy #1: Hey Josh you wanna come with me and the guys and go pull a prank on this old lady down the street?
Josh: No man I don't feel like being cool and impressing my friends.
Guy #1: Wow you are acting like a total freshman right now. See you later freshman.

by ARASL1994 September 2, 2011