what are you brand new?

1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.

Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”

by Dohm M November 12, 2017

Summit Brands

offers highly effective, sustainable, and innovative household cleaning products. Summit Brands began with the distribution of a multi-purpose rust stain remover,

Consumers prefer Summit Brands products because they solve the toughest cleaning problems. All of our products have a money–back guarantee, promising that every product will meet or exceed your expectations

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

Ko (brand)

Ko is a brand made in Australia. It is a small one-shop brand, but shows particular popularity amongst gehs or fargs.

However, the general public do not really know about this particular brand - usually causing commotion.

Therefore, this question is asked alot...

1: "Do you know Ko (brand)?"

2: "Noooo?"

Some people get confused and/or annoyed and will swear due to their frustration, so please be aware and cautious when using this example.

by fargomo January 26, 2011

Kroger Brand

When someone or thing impersonates another but is clearly not the same thing.

Wow look Kroger Brand Lil yatchy with his red dreads.

by Danhop123 March 22, 2017

digital branding

The use of social media, email, sms and digital media for marketing and branding.

"We need to be targeted in our marketing efforts by employing digital branding to focus on digital media for improved profits." -small business owner

by Addison King February 6, 2015

Sticker Brand

A small, often single person run company whose sole business model is to import (or even just dropship) cheap garbage from China and sell it at 3-5x markup on Ebay or Amazon under their own label and make it seem as if they produce the product. I.E their only proprietary product is their brand sticker which they slap on cheap Chinese products.

Hey, I found this cool watch on Amazon made by "watchcompanyUSA" and it's only $100, what a deal!

- That's just another sticker brand, their products are really bad quality, despite being priced the same as real manufacturers. Oh look, I found it on " Alibaba / Aliexpress being sold for $20 ".

by pseudo_nyymi April 17, 2021

Niche Brand Merchant

Ross Letcher

A man that only wears niche streetwear brands

Shit bru, that oke is a real Niche Brand Merchant. He's wearing koikoi, salt and float together

by NicheBrandMerchantfan March 28, 2023