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FOG

Would you FOG??
FOG??
Are you up to FOG?
by JohnKaylyn December 10, 2024
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Black Fog

It's a sex/drug act involving some coke in the bum then farting a misting on your partners face.
Michelle gave Paige some black fog last night.
by DisneyPrincess69 January 2, 2025
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Kentucky Fog Machine

The act of placing a blunt in a woman's asshole and breathing in when she farts.
That Kentucky fog machine is the highest and turned on I've ever been in my life
by CultleaderDucky July 5, 2025
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Oregon Fog Pipe

when you blow rapidly into a woman’s ass and fill it up to the brim and then stick the tip in, shoving the air so far up her asshole
Do an Oregon Fog Pipe for me rq
by enjdmfmskfkrr July 7, 2025
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Delayed Onset Roll Fog (DORF)

Definition:
A clinically under-recognized but scientifically supported neurocognitive condition wherein an individual experiences delayed mental cloudiness, executive dysfunction, and profound existential inertia—typically manifesting on Monday mornings following the consumption of a CFR (Chicken Fillet Roll) on the previous Friday.

Background & Scientific Basis:
First identified in 2021 by researchers at the Cognitive Nutrition and Behavioral Lethargy Institute (CNBLI), DORF has since gained traction in neuroscience and workplace productivity circles. Controlled studies show a strong correlation between Chicken Fillet Roll ingestion—particularly those loaded with taco sauce, cheese, stuffing, and regret—and reduced prefrontal cortex activity after a 48–72 hour latency period.

Unlike immediate food comas, DORF strikes silently, lying in wait until Outlook meetings begin.

Peer-reviewed findings (J. Murphy et al., 2025):
119% of office workers who consumed a CFR on Friday reported "mild to catastrophic" fog by 9:45 a.m. Monday.
EEG scans revealed dips in frontal lobe activity similar to that of sleep-deprived raccoons.
Participants were 459% more likely to start an email with “I'm currently out of office…” and forget what they were circling.

Common Symptoms:
Cognitive lag between tabs
Repeating passwords like incantations
Scrolling SharePoint in existential freefall
Detachment from KPIs
Reheating the same coffee… again
Sorry I blanked during that budget review — full-blown Delayed Onset Roll Fog (DORF). Friday’s CFR hit harder than expected.
by Sonjayson July 21, 2025
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Dude the fog 😭

excl. — used online to express disbelief, confusion, or secondhand embarrassment; a dramatic, memeified way of saying “what the hell just happened?” It conveys that something is so confusing, cursed, or absurd that your brain short-circuits — like you’ve entered an emotional fog.
by Memecreator67 October 4, 2025
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Oklahoma Fog Horn

when you hang a dude from his legs off the top of a lighthouse and fuck him until he starts moaning loud enough call boats to shore.
“I just performed an Oklahoma fog horn on Jimmy and seven boats filled with midgets came in and recorded everything
by Flash2110 October 17, 2025
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