by TyMatt September 15, 2018
Get the floppy frisbeemug. A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".
by Bill Beef March 2, 2024
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by Scoot the Boot April 19, 2016
Get the floppy dinosaurmug. A penis can sometimes be floppy. but this is also a character in the childrens book ‘biff, chip, and kipper”
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by ur.mom/is\BOOTYFUL May 10, 2020
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by genemutant November 22, 2023
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