fecal phalanges

a condition in which the human fingers are covered in dung from excessive anal play

Jim and I were up really late last and now we both have fecal phalanges.

by poopyhands September 5, 2007

fecaloid

made of shit, artificial shit, shitty plastic, adhesive that looks like shit, ersatz shit

They're taking up a collection to get a fecaloid statue of the mayor made & put in city hall.

by larry lynch April 19, 2008

fecalities

A series or chain of negative consequences stemming from a stupid action.

A series of fucked up events.

The shit that happens after you do something stupid.

Ever since the new manager was hired, we've been suffering from a number of fecalities.

Got caught stealing money. Lost my job. Lost my car. Lost my girlfriend. Lost my dog. Flat broke, fat and balding. Came down with E.D. No internet access. Man, why do I have so many fecalities?

by spicy lengua July 23, 2009

Fecal triumph

Masterbating while creating excriment on a toilet; or rather jerkin off while your droppin a duece. Such action comes in handy in instances such as guests staying at your house or more specifically in your room, staying at someone else's house or maybe even at work. When ever the urge comes to perform fecal triumph make sure your a gentlemen and wipe the seat off when your done.

"man you were in the bathroom a long time did you fecal triumph my toilet!"

by Geoffrey McGoover November 7, 2009

fecal seapage

when u take such a big poop that ur poop is pooping its own poop,usual happens when u drink alot of cheap beer.

im going to have major fecal seapage when i get done drinking this natural ice beer.

by a council hippie December 30, 2010

fecal fangs

Having shit under your fingernails

Oh! Old fecal fangs is coming in to get a manicure

by Jane1111 October 17, 2013

fecal position

Noun

1. Similar to a standing "fetal position", it's when you can tell somebody has to take a crap by the manner in which they are standing.

"The fecal position is a little hunched and a little crouched with an expression of discomfort."

by billebllunt May 9, 2014