A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.
Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment
-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing
-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything
-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places
Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment
-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing
-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything
-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places
by beansandtoads8 August 13, 2023
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The interest rate at which banks lend to each other overnight when the bank manager accidentally spent too much of the deposits on yachts and mansions. The Fed attempts to influence this in order to set interest rates for monetary policy, but unfortunately nobody gives a shit about what Jerome Powell thinks.
Bob illegally spent $500 million of customer deposits on luxury yachts a private island in the Bahamas. He had to borrow extra money at a Federal Funds rate of 5%, to meet the liquidity requirements.
by grilledpotatoes January 17, 2025
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