fecal paralysis

Having to poop so hard you can't move.

A common occurrence of Prairie dogging it,goes hand in hand with fecal paralysis.

by Dan Jon August 16, 2016

Fecal delusion

Believing that anything that exits their body through their anus does not have odor.

Brad's fecal delusions after eating fast food tacos got him thrown out of the car pool.

by B. Fashizz June 3, 2016

fecacardia

shit-heart; when one's heart is full of shit

You're so full of shit, you have fecacardia.

by jennybutt May 26, 2016

Fecal Portal

Alternate name for one's butthole or anus.

I had some dark matter come out of my fecal portal the other night.

by Meguymandudeboy January 27, 2017

fecalingus

When your munchin carpet and she shits on your chin.

We performed the act of Fecalingus.

by XxTReeBLaZeRxX June 19, 2017

Fecalmentanitis

Shit for brains disease.

It appears that the entire Trump family suffers from varying forms of fecalmentanitis.

by Hillsa Clinton Von Putin July 30, 2017

Fecalgasm

The act of achieving orgasm while also simultaneously deficating

I jerked off while taking a shit and had a fecalgasm

by Scroto baggins July 18, 2017