February 8

National skip school day!

Everyone skips school on this day!

“Why are you not in school today”
“Because it’s February 8th!”

by Viral quotes February 9, 2021

February 5th

February 5th is call a predator missile on the residence of anyone named Jack day.

Person: Hey, it’s February 5th. You know what that means!

Jack: Fuck

by JackHater69 March 4, 2020

February 2

Kiss the homie day

On February 2 I kiss the homie

by ClxtchGxd February 2, 2021

Fingerless February

If boys have to do no nut November then girls should do fingerless February!

Jeff- “it sucks that boys have to do no but November, I wish girls did something.”
George- “how about fingerless February, girls can put there fingers in there area for all of February.”
Jeff- “good idea, we should post it on the urban dictionary, February is officially the month for girls to suffer!”

by Nicky Noyesssss November 6, 2019

February 2nd

Guys born on this day have a really nice dick, they are tall and goofy as well. Girls born on this day are sexy as fuck and have a lot of cake if you know what I mean.

“Yo see that (girl/guy), he was DEFINITELY born on February 2nd”

by MediumDickRandy October 21, 2019

February 29th

The 60th day of a leap year in the Gregorian Calendar.

I was born on February 29th. *is better than you*

by omgztrendwhore September 24, 2005

February 12

Abraham Lincoln’s birthday also national plum pudding day

Ayo bro what day is it ?
Abraham Lincoln’s birthday fam, never forget february 12

by Andy whelan October 17, 2019